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Peter de Villiers Quotes

Tuesday, June 30 We received a brilliant request on Twitter the other day from @LarryLakeshore asking us to please set up a Peter de Villiers quote page.

Every now and then a selection rocks you to the very core and makes you ask; 'Why didn't I think of that?'.

Well, it's not too late and we've decided to act on this brilliant suggestion and create a 'Hall of Fame' (of sorts) of some of the Springbok coach's greatest quips.

The back catalogue of quotes is both large and rich in its content so we haven't been able to bring you a comprehensive list, but if we've missed one of your personal favourites then please include it in the comments section (along with the link) and we'll look to have it included.

Enjoy!

The Peter de Villiers Quote Hall of Fame:

"If we want to eye-gouge any Lions we will go down to the bushveld like we do and eye- gouge them there." 
- In the wake of the Schalk Burger incident Peter reverts to bush analogies.

"If we are going on like this, why don't we go to the nearest ballet shop, get some tutus and get a dancing shop going? There will be no eye-gouging, no tackling, no nothing and we will enjoy it."
- And to think Saru had to send out a press release to clear up that they didn't condone eye-gouging and statements were mis-interpreted! 

"What we try to tell them is when you point your finger into the sky, don't concentrate on the finger because you'll miss all the heavenly glory out there. Concentrate on the heavenly glory you can bring and make yourselves so fulfilled."
- Umm..  Yes quite!

"There's little difference between winning and losing, except you feel better after winning."
- Simple really.

"The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."
- Well we're glad we cleared that one up.

"The small things like judicial hearing will not take away the fact that we won. Nelson Mandela and FW de Klerk won the Nobel Peace Prize. No matter what they did wrong in their lives, no one can take away the fact that they won it."
- All in a day really - comparing Schalk Burger & Bakkies Botha to FW & Madiba

"I'm a God-given talent, I'm the best I can ever be. So what you think doesn't bother me. I know what I am and I don't give a damn."
- Peter has a little go at the media

"What I learned in South Africa is, if you take your car to a garage and the owner is black or a black man, and they mess it up, you never go back to that garage.  If the owner is white, you say ag, sorry, they made a mistake and you go back again. This is how some people live their lives in this country."
- Peter seems to be defending Ricky Januarie ahead of the second Lions Test, but then doesn't pick him.  Panic Mechanic?  (thanks to Deon1980 and supersport).

"Ja, you know. Morgan Newman has been in form his whole life."  (unsubstantiated!)
- From Villian - "My favourite P Divvy quote, was when he was asked why Morgan Newman was picked for the SA XV against Namibia".

"I won't change my style, if I change my style I will change Peter de Villiers, and then I would have to tell God that he made a mistake when he made me,"
- Asked if he'll change his style after week of criticism this is his response.  Dazzling.


*Let us know your favourite de Villiers-isms and we'll give you a credit next to the quote! 

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By impi - Castle Braai recommendations: 1
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......if only i had a gun

By Fact - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
We are our own worst enemy. As South Africans, we put a whole new meaning to freedom of speech.

By astrilla13 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
LOl....I don't know what you guys are on about ......the man is the next Ghandi Smile Wink

By Gron - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
I guess Schalk is Madiba with his 8 week ban!

By £ieling - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Starting each sentence in his hoarse helium voice with: "Ja, you know....".

By Cheis - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
what n idiot

By HermanDaBULL - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"Ja, you know....". Shocked

By GreatWhite50 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Where is the one about the car being fixed at a white/black owned garage?? Classic stuff p divvy!

I wonder what his autobiography is going to be like… a colouring book maybe with only black and white crayons to be used, with the foreword being written by Michael Jackson!!!

By SunnyG - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Love this! Keep it coming P Divvy. Legan.....wait for it.....wait for it....dary. We can say what we want of the man, but he's walking the talk! Laughing

By rucker001 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
hahahahaha! BigWelsh.. i agree with u 100%, but after a year and a half as coach... we all al know him too well, and by now u gotta see some sort of humour in it, luckily for PDivvy, our squad could almost train and play without a coach - so much experience.... oh and we won the Series..... and we are going to make it 3-0 on saturday... so whether our coach is a muppet or not, we (by the grace of God) have a very special group of players who can come back from almost anything to defy the odds, GO BOKKE!!!!!

By Villian - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Love him or hate him at least his colourful, excuse the pun. A press conference with The Div is never boring....

My favourite P Divvy quote, was when he was asked why Morgan Newman was picked for the SA XV against Namibia.

"Ja, you know. Morgan Newman has been in form his whole life."

Classic!

By bokke95 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
What a Plank....
PDV, will be the downfall of S.A rugby...

By deon1980 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Pieter de Villiers on Enrico Januaries form:

"What I learned in South Africa is, if you take your car to a garage and the owner is black or a black man, and they mess it up, you never go back to that garage.

"If the owner is white, you say ag, sorry, they made a mistake and you go back again. This is how some people live their lives in this country."


http://www.supersport.com/rugby/article.aspx?id=305856



THIS TRUELLY DESERVES A SHOWING ON THE HALL OF FAME!!!
Laughing

By RugbyGal - Castle Braai recommendations: 1
What bout the one last year bout the dogs and lifting your leg or something like that?

By deon1980 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
PDV AND THE MEDIA....AGAIN:

“Rugby is a contact sport, and so is dancing. If you guys (the media) were clued up you’d know that there were so many incidents that we could have complained about, like the incident where a Lions player maliciously jumped into one of ours with their shoulder.”

http://www.supersport.com/rugby/article.aspx?id=306050


YOU GUYS CAN READ ANYTHING FROM PDV AND FIND A PIECE OF IT ANYWHERE!!! DUMB REALLY...HE LOVES DANCING THOUGH, MENTIONS IT A LOT!!!

By Stormer14 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Spot on RugbyGal!

"If you want to run with the big dogs you’ve got to lift a leg."

He should practice what he preaches! (Even though what he says makes NO sense to me!)

Wasn't there one about drinking Whiskey too?

By kwaggabees - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
pdv is so funny, he will have a go at anybody! got to give the man some credit, and now with the calling up of kichner and potgieter i think he is stasrting to learn, maybe at the end of 2011 he would have proved us all wrong

By JacquesE - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
I stand by Schalk, I’m still convinced he didn’t do it,” said De Villiers.

- Shall we get him glasses for his B-day Smile

By bigbokfan - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"What we try to tell them is when you point your finger into the sky, don't concentrate on the finger because you'll miss all the heavenly glory out there. Concentrate on the heavenly glory you can bring and make yourselves so fulfilled."

Laughing This quote is similiar to the one bruce lee made in "Enter the dragon" Laughing

By boerseunnz - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
By MARC HINTON - Stuff.co.nz. You'll forgive me for letting PDV go on a bit, but some of this stuff is so good it deserves recording. It also confirms the suspicion that the biggest obstacle in the way of South Africa adding the Tri-Nations trophy to their Lions scalp and the World Cup crown that sits safely in their keeping is indeed their own coach.

By Ruggamaddave - Castle Braai recommendations: 1
guys ima coloured, ima bok fan but even I have to sometimes say: PIETERTJIE!!?? W T F!!!!??? he's damn entertaining tho.. i wonder what will happen if the Boks won the Tri-nations too this year.. the guys.. wait for it.. Ou P-Divvy has a huge chance for coach of the year.. jus a thought hey.. Oh n for the record, I am a Jake White fan!!

By KNECHCLK - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
I'm beyond words really...it's beyond comedy value.

The guys must cringe when they sit next to him at a press conference and he starts spouting.

I've heard a rumour that he's considering a career in politics...it will be almost as bad as the 'Bushisms' I've read and heard. They'd compare notes!

Laughing

By skidmark - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
seriously... i dont know whether to laugh or cry?

I find myself saying to Brits thats it because of our coach that it was so close... and they give me that look... you know the one.. the one that says "YOU WERE LUCKY AND WE ARE REALLY BETTER"...

But they arnt... we didnt shoot ourselves in the foot... we took a hacksaw and sawed them both off...

Muir and Gold are probably ready to commit Hari-kiri about now...

By jaapvandiekaap - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
skidmark ........ im 100% certain that its Muir and Gold actualy running and coaching this team, PDV is just a ANC porn who will obviously take credit, kinda like most top SA corparations !!!!

By bullinwp - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Come on guy's, he's entertaining, got a 70% win rate, just won the series against the Lions, etc....

Cool

By VinVino - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
WHAT A LEGEND!!!! GOTTA LOVE HIM! Hats off to you mister de Villiers

By zambezikid - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Here's a classic that had me in stitches:

Q: Do you think longer bans on foul play will discourage players and coaches from implementing these acts?

PDV: I'm part of this lovely game and I'm very honoured to be part of this lovely game. And there are some things I will enhance whilst I am part of this lovely game. Negativity is not one them. I don't make the laws, I don't write the books about sentences, I only abide by them. I don't appoint judicial officers, and I don't always agree with them. But again, I'm part of the system, and if you can't work within the system,and you want to have your own system - then you creating your own world. There are a lot of things that I don't like in life, but as long as I am part of this world, I have to adjust to make it work.

Laughing

It's like:

Q: PdV, what's your favourite colour?
PdV: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream ... 26 x 4 = 48, ... hello mum, I'm on telly ... beeboo beeboo ... goo goo gagga ...

By K.O. - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
What was the one when he compared himself to Joseph of the Bible, saying something on the lines of ' Joseph went from the pit to the palace, but in between there was a MOERSE LOT OF (edited)' !!!!!!! That is a classic, man I am starting to love the guy, never a dull moment hey.

By bigfoot - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Well his future looks bright... politics stand up comedy(not that he knows it) blerrie snormossel

By BokkeIntl-85 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Haha, classic Laughing

By stormerbok - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
PDV's favourite book: 'All time classic quotes' by George W. Bush

By stormerbok - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
When all's said and done...what a knob!

By Jeromy - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
How come he didnt pick Januarie in the 2 test Question Question Question Question Question Question Question

By Rossterfa - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Lol! The third quote is from Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon, dont concentrate on the finger, otherwise you will miss all the heavenly glory! hahaha,but he even managed to mess that up!

By jacosdropkick - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"Ja, you know, if you want to run with the big digs you have to lift your leg."

"Ja, you know, these guys, they can play on the moon."

By woelwater - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
he must do the traffic joke on 94.7

joffes my boooooy has no change against this moron

By Jac77 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
I wonder if stood a chance on sarugby.coms “comments of the week” section. I miss the comment of the week… Crying or Very sad

By kiwijimmy89 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Seriously how? how? how does this guy get to coach the springboks? In New Zealand he would be lucky to be coaching a gud first 15 side. How does he get to coach springboks? He is actually stupid

By Vanna - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Love your comments Roz!!!

By steynfanatic - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
“If you look at the Bible and see how Joseph got out of the pit and ended up in the palace, but between the pit and the palace there was a moerse lot of k*k.” — A De Villiers classic just before the Newlands Test against the All Blacks, which the Boks lost 19-0

ah de villiers is a gem!!

By Amy23 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Here is a collection of Peter de Villiers' quotes at www.devillisms.webs.com Enjoy!

By deon1980 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"Talk is Cheap but money buys the whiskey" In the tri-nations last year...The springboks ended 1st from last!!!

By ricchi - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed uyuyuy

By Pupuzie - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Please hand me my machine gun, PdV is a hazard to the meaning of "freedom of speech" and to Christianity!!

By leebok - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
I have one question.
How the hell did he pass the interview process?

You have to question the people who gave him the job.

By hooker - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
daardie goed wat hy opi nuus gese ht van wit en swart... wel ou Pietertjie jou dae is getel!! j weet nx van rugby af nie, gan coach eerder sokker want jy doen n (edited) job met rugby!!!! BRING VIR JAKE WHITE TERUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By tr00pa26 - Castle Braai recommendations: 1
He should have been a politician
in Antarctica

By invictus - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Fact: won in "house of pain"
Fact: highest defeat ever to the wallabies
Fact: beat the lions
Fact: you lot just hate him cos his not white(not jake mind)
maybe you prefer he got our players naked and ran them round an obstacle course. Very Happy

By deon1980 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
INVICTUS. Think you havent really watched a lot of rugby recently. We had a winning combination since Jake White created the formula!!! He merely took over something that was already of class. He almost ruined al those matches with his way of management. If you can remember also. We ended last in the Tri-nations last year!!!!!!!!! Also didnt score a point against the AB's which was also a record of some sorts!!! We dislike him cause he wasnt the best for the Job at that stage!!! He was picked for his colour as admitted by SA RUGBY. He wasnt the best candidate!!! WORD TOG WAKKER ASSEBLIEF EN VERGEET VAN RASISME...Focus on what is needed. Focus on performance and management skills. He isnt doing badly but his quotes and stuff is making a better story than the boks themselfs.

For a country that has the best players...i think we should appoint a media spokes person. Cause obviously he cant do that!!! The whole World is laughing at him...Not just South Africans...Read the comments, and overseas papers.

By invictus - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
deon1980 if jake white created the winning formula, with said formula any tom,dick or divvy could be Springbok Coach, well with what you said wouldnt it make sense then from a SARFU opinion to choose a coach of colour? Because after all you and the rest of the PDV haters seem to think that anyone could be coach with the team had.

I would also like to know what you think when aussie fans say SA only won the last WC because of jones and that as good as white was he never really had a chance without the aussies help.
Perhaps the 1 who should WORD TOG WAKKER is you mate!

Now im gonna let u into a little secret that I think only you dont seem to know THE RUGBY WORLD HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER LIKE THE SOUTH AFRICANS! Its a fact perhaps at our dodgy past or the fact that they think we are all arrogant, inbred farmers. Case in point the Wc final even the french dudes wanted the poms to win!If the all blacks are the "Brasil" of rugby then we unfortunatly are the "germany" of rugby. With that in mind why give a rats ass at what the media think, PDV speak your heart out mate do something refreshing like speaking your mind say crazy things so your opponants cant quite figure you out(for that matter your countrymen either!).
Win or lose you still hate him, maybe its time to get over jake the snake and awake to PDV for F... sake. Very Happy

By SpringbokSarah - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"The way things are going right now, in a few year's time these guys won't need a coach" - De Villiers shortly after the Sprinboks' second consecutive win over the All Blacks in the 2009 Tri Nations clash in Durban.

"If you look at how he missed them, it could easily have gone the other way" -De Villiers on Ruan Pienaar's poor kicking performance in the Springboks first Tri-Nations test against the All-Blacks in Bloemfontein.

By pandajax - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
“We are very organised at the moment, we don’t want to become a fruit salad..." (De Villiers: Aug 2009) I think you'll find you're the only fruit in the team Mr De Villiers.

By praat-ek-luister - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
What have you suckers got say now. PDV won the Tri-nations. Hey, "talk is cheap money buys wiskey."
ole.....you gotta love SA.

By GOTHEBOKS - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
my favourite quote is the one where he said:

"Speaking to IRB referee's boss Paddy O' Brien is a complete wast of time

People don't want to see other teams being successful. That is
my biggest problem at the moment. We can't go public about certain
things because we don't have all the evidence, but the body
language of certain officials when things went against us in that
game made us worry.

"The officials were so happy when decisions went against us on
the day. I am talking about the number one rugby team in the world.
Shouldn't they really get the other guys to that level?

"Or do they want to break things down so that the game can
become mediocre and everyone has a chance to win it. We don't want
to dwell on that point, but if that is the case, then I feel I am
wasting my time by talking to them. I will then have to reconsider
talking to them."



PDV you are a legend everyone goes on about how can he say such things, but tell me one other coach who has the balls to say the things this man will?
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

not afraid to standup for his team, everyone knows how corrupted the irb are

By MBAX - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
never a dull moment in a PDV conference

QOUTE OF THE YEAR
After the hamilton game

reporter : so Peter de villiers did you find anything to do in hamilton ?
PDV:ja you know , we did find something to do ,WE WON THE TRI NATIONS IN HAMILTON Laughing

By Sharkbok - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
IS PDV on Twitter?
We could follow his quotes live from his mobile phone where ever he is. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Very Happy

By deon1980 - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
Invictus...

Seriously bru!!! You dont understand rugby. We're better off without the Ausies. Divvy is doing well, and so are the players. Now that he is better managed he can become worthy of a title that carries coach of the year.

I dont hate Divvy, just thought his sayings were off!!!

You on the other hand have serious issues. Propably an ausie or something?!?

By Rayoohoo - Castle Braai recommendations: 0
"If you look at a game and saw that we had 26% ball (posession), and they had 63% ball, and we won the game, who was the bad side, really?" - De Villiers'

The other 11% of the time the ball was in the air, on the sidelines or inside Schalkies Jersey??

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