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sebastienchabal

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Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 18, 2014, 16:11:35

Time to spark this forum sometimes...rugby is great but it's for fun and not politics or domination...time for everything...except moles Cloudy lolz.

 

yeah take it seriously with joy but if your team gets beat by a better one take it on the chin and give honour where it's due...

 

Shouldn't have done this because poor ol' Beeno will have to praise the Sharks every time they play the Stormers.


Ceradyne

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 18, 2014, 16:26:35
 Beeno's team never loses. No matter what the scoreboard says. :D:D:D:D


DbDraad

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 18, 2014, 17:05:32
 Basjan, the games are yet to be played. Are you already counting chickens?


sebastienchabal

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 18, 2014, 17:22:16
Snoekbek said almost the same thing...he told the press and (horrors the side he was coaching) that we won on the field but not on the scoreboard...rather like Zuma's selected economists forecasting...not so funny when you pay the price. 


Cloudy

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 19, 2014, 00:22:58
No moles sebastien cos rugby starts in 3 weeks.  Woohoo!! 


Just_win

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 19, 2014, 17:25:59
Hi Cloudy: what's with the new avatar picture, lol You must have had a rough night or something?


Cloudy

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 03:51:22
Hehe justwin....wardad asked if it was Miss NSW lol  there's a funny story to that on another thread..... Rugby positions played by posters.  Angies guns never invoked this much interest!!!!
Anyway how have you been?  Missed seeing you around:)


Beeno1

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 07:01:03
 windpomp please I never make excuses and focus on the facts. Like the role played by altitude at Loftus. Or how the bulle become blue calves when away on tour. Hahahahahaha
Windpomp all good wind ups must have some reality as a foundation. :D One of the secrets of my success.


Just_win

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 11:35:08
Hi Cloudy: glad you have a more appealing avatar now although you will always be Angie to me. I know you give a wink to the other posters from time to time but I am confident that I have a special place in your heart8-) 

That bloke Beeno is a Wiley dude so watch out for him. He can't be as nuts as he pretends to be, it's just the helpless male ploy for food & "sympathy", lol

Wife has to have surgery so we are in the US. Other family issues also arose so I have my hands full at the moment.

It's good to see the lunacy index on the forum is lower than the last time I checked in :D  I like the thread Moz started on a SArugby.com team. Reminds me of team we started on Ab.com. You and Rosemarie were locks I think (and played in high heals and hot pants, lol). Problem was all the guys wanted to be in the scrum so we had no backs. Good times eh Cloudy?;)


Rooinek

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 11:54:25
"One of the secrets of my success."

"Success"?

LMAO!

Baboon-ou, if you mean you've successfully portrayed a whinging, ref-bashing crybaby who hasn't the foggiest clue about rugby, to perfectly fit the stereotype that overseas rugby fans have of excuse-making South African fans then yes, you've been a roaring success on several message boards.

If you meant "success" in the conventional sense then I'm sorry to be the one to burst your little bubble, but you come across as one of life's great failures. Sorry, there's no nicer way to put it.


Cloudy

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 14:58:04
Oh for sure justwin there will always be a place there for you, along with those who made me feel welcome in abs.com, wardad, hakwa and naru amongst a handful from the old abs.com days.  They were great times you guys always made me feel welcome and treated me with respect, even defending my honour from the likes of blackboy and wallaroo.  I remember that team.....crackup :D
Best wishes to mrs justwin, I hope all goes well, prayers are with you and your family.  Let me know how it goes you can send an email if you want.  And don't worry Angie is still there, but this chick is my fav kiwi actress and no one has recognised her yet.  Oh well a prophetess is never known in her own country lol


Rooinek

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 18:04:00
Cloudy, I always thought that this avatar you use was a young Liz Hurley . . . now I see it's a rather obscure actress called Simone Kessell. 

Don't know her from a bar of soap but I still think she looks a bit like Liz Hurley.


sasuke uchiha

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 18:37:02
@dr win,
thoughts and prayers with u and urs buddy, :o)


sasuke uchiha

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 18:39:18
@rooy and cloudzter,

thats simone kessel??? o_O

she looks way different then i remembered her in stickmen.


COSH

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 20, 2014, 23:55:13
 Two elderly nuns sat at traffic lights in their hybrid car when a big beasty car, blaring music, jammed full of rowdy young lads pulls up alongside.

The music is turned off and the Nuns smile gently.

Sadly, the quiet serenity was rudely shattered when one of the front seat bois screams, "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" 

Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross"..

So Sister Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Fuck off you little wankers before I come over there and rip your balls off and shove them down your throat" , then she whispers "There, was that cross enough Mother Superior?"


Cloudy

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 21, 2014, 01:11:30
ROFLMHO good one COSH.....:D

Right naru and rooinek.....Simone Kessell and she is an obscure actress in comparison to those Hollywood big names but she's kiwi with maori heritage and that's good enough for me lol.  naru she was also in Spielberg's tv series TerraNova.  Some people have told me I look like her hahaha I WISH!!!  Maybe the black hair eeeerrr and the part maori but I would be so lucky.....funny how avatars can have a strange effect on some people Ive never had so much attention ...crack up :D
How does blobbok do it :P


Just_win

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 21, 2014, 01:30:13
Thanks Sasuke San! 

I smell rugby in the air so life will be back to normal & we will soon be making picks & S15 fantasy footy. That's enough to put a smile on everyone's face.


COSH

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RE: Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.
January 21, 2014, 08:48:32
 What Makes 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.



How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 
= 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 
= 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you 100%, it’s the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top. 

Now you know why and how our political leaders give the general public more than 100%!!


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