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redsman

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NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 06:19:20

Its official Dean Barker has been drafted into kiwis coaching camp to give them tups on how to lose the unlosable - particularly at the hands of legendary aussie sailing skipper 'The Spitmeister'... 

 

Barker was seen attending the astoundingly good looking kiwi netball (cough cough) team last week prior to their drubbing at the hands of yet another team of glamorous aussie athletic girls. The correlation of the AIGs and kiwi netballers being their sinking to unsportsmanlike methods to try and achieve outcomes....

 

Can the AIGs complete the cleansweep of bent refs deciding the outcome of all games for them vs the wallabies in 2013.... ??? that there sir is the real question...

 

The wallabies coming off massive victory in Argentina no doubt travel weary and plagued with many injury concerns are looking to AT LEAST receive FAIR adjudication of this game at the hands of the VERY VERY BIASED IRB ref panel....

 

Bring on Saturday arvo and GOOOOOO DEANNOOO BARKERRR BOYSSSSS!!!! 


black adder

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 07:03:16

  Redsman i love the new Aussie celebration where they poke each others eyes out. That's uniquely Australian and only an Aussie could have thought that one up mate.

 

But we all know the steering wheel was the only thing keeping the drunken Aussie from falling overboard on that boat that got caught cheating so not much to skite about there .

 

Also good to see those bony arsed Aussie netballers doing so well though. About time they had a win

 

How about your league boys though . The Junior Kangaroos beat the Junior Kiwis on the weekend. Don't know how many Kiwis there were in your team but...

 

I see McKenzie has brought another Kiwi into the Wallaby squad....thats the way to beat the Kiwis - draft in some more Kiwis...

 

Tackle-shedding Peter Betham, battling for a Super Rugby contract 12 months ago, is set to be pitchforked into the Wallabies' backline against the All Blacks on Saturday.

 

Australia's growing wing crisis is expected to see Betham debut in the dead-rubber third Bledisloe in Dunedin after joining the Wallabies 24-man squad on their flight to New Zealand on Wednesday morning.

At the start of the year, the Kiwi-born flyer was rated as the NSW Waratahs' fourth-best winger at best.

 

But a strong Super Rugby season, netting five tries, and a host of injuries to the country's best finishers has elevated him to a surprise Test debut in Dunedin.

 

With both Joe Tomane and Chris Feauai-Sautia ruled out with hamstring problems on Tuesday, and Nick [removed]mins yet to recover from a broken hand, Betham was brought into the Wallabies squad as the only fit specialist winger.

 


redsman

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 07:13:42

hahahaahaha - as long as the multitude of kiwis keep coming over then alls fair putting them in the team where they live.... sad ol kiwi hypocritical excuse there though - considering the AIGs made up of pacific islanders.......

 

Its a shame about all the injuries - But tell you what those kiwi netballers... wooooah they are lookers.... if you like heffers.... or in your case EWEs.... ahhahaahhahaha lolz

 

Oh well we'll see if the Dean Barker touch can apply to AIGs or whether they'll keep that till the games that really count.... eg RWCs outside of kiwiland where refs are manipulated to deliver home team favours....


black adder

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 07:28:22

 One small detail though Redsman the difference is all our PI players are NZ born.

 

Howdya reckon those Kangaroos are gunna go in the RLWC or are you sticking to netball these days? Geez aussies used to be a lot harder in the old days.

 

Will you be following the Kangaroos as closely as ASADA ?

 

The Sunday Telegraph can reveal ASADA’s final report is expected to be tabled to the NRL in early to mid-October, meaning its findings could be on a collision course with the Kangaroos touring party.

 

It can also be revealed Sandor Earl is not the only player who may be charged with the offence of trafficking after a number of other players were recently interviewed by ASADA and questioned about their knowledge of those who had sourced or distributed peptides.

 

If the ASADA hand grenade does land in October and the NRL is forced to issue more infraction notices, it would be a public relations disaster with the Kangaroos representing Australia on rugby league’s world stage.

 

Under normal cir[removed]stances, the rugby league World Cup only makes minimal headlines in Australia, New Zealand and the north of England, with the UK newspapers generally consigning news about the tournament to the also-ran department.

 

But in the event of infraction notices being issued during the tournament and players possibly being forced to return home, the UK media would delight in making it front and back page news

 

 


Wardad

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 10:40:44
 "For sale trophy cabinet [ 1 ] 1 careful owner barely used needs dusting .Apply ARU after 9am Mon-Fri price negotiable "


Cloudy

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 14:02:54
Must be a thing about Aussies ditching their own country and taking up residence in Aotearoa....think Steve Price who loves it so much he and his family have made NZ their permanent home....now we have Vicki Wilson who is the assistant coach of our netball girls...I mean who next?  We just keep pilfering the best haha that must really choke in the old gullet redneck.  Wonder why they love it in NZ? Could it be because we treat them better then their own countrymen??  Yep we do. We are such loveable chaps:)


redsman

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 21:42:33
 1 re Asada if you think only Aussie players will caught up in this then you are a very naive kiwi considering 2x kiwi roosters players have already been had allegations lodged against them

2 all born in kiwi land..... ? Kerr Barlow too? Franks? Check ur facts there not to mention the kiwi colonial masters over the islanders until modern times....

3 one trophy the kiwis don't have is the Americas cup thx to the spitmeister

4 haven't EVER seen too many kiwis EVER on the WCT..... Now there's a sport Aussies actually care for... Congrats mick fanning would have to do an epic kiwi choke to loose 3rd world title from here.... 

5 2x Aussies vs 10000000000000x kiwis seems a fair trade off cloudy bay on that note decent sav blanc

6 you guys have Delano barker


Just_win

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 22:00:29
Redsman: where was the Ozzie yacht? Oh, that's right you guys had to bum a ride on the Yanks yacht,  lol.


redsman

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 22:06:11
Rhodesia beat the ABs say no more...... 

By the way Just choke we needed the 100mil to spend on propping up all the bludging kiwis that came here... 

I'd rather win  on someone else's boat and keep the 100mil anyday.... But I guess that's just being smart............ Something the kiwis sailors obviously are not


Just_win

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 16, 2013, 22:21:31
Ok, so no yacht trophy either. Thanks for clearing that up.


Cloudy

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 01:34:25
You can keep the 1000000000000's kiwis redneck....we will just take the cream of your crop one by one.  Your netball fraternity just can't accept that Vicki Wilson would do the unthinkable and sing the kiwi anthem.  We had to watch poor old Deans look so uncomfortable singing your racist aussie anthem (Australia FAIR paahleese) so now it's your turn when our girls start kicking your boney aussie butts you can blame your ex-pat.  Gooooo VICKI you good thing!


Cloudy

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 01:50:16
When you going to start supporting your wobblies?  Oh that's right you only support winners.  Typical aussie trait....hear nothing about golf until Madam Snot and hear nothing about sailing until Spit Pill....and for all that, your cupboards are still bare lol


ludwig

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 04:23:04
What a farking twat. There were more kiwis involved w oracle, than any other country dunce. Australia have been a america's cup embarrassment. Soundly beaten on their first defence in 87. Sunk without trace in 95. (stills get a good laugh that one) Also rans, like your rugby team, ever since. The only reason you won it in 83' was because a over confident NYYC didnt bother to retire their boat from the previous regatta and we
weren't competing.


redsman

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 04:34:20

Sooooo just clarifying there Ludwig kiwis are DUMB enough to compete against themselves and cost themselves 100mil to loose the Americas cup....... that's showing hefty signs of IQ there................ you tool............. sounds like you're hurting a bit over the CHOKE too... lolz.....hahahahaahahaha

 

choking kiwi s[removed]bag has to revert expletives to retort a simple logically debate....

 

For the record how many WCT surfers are kiwis.....????????? NONE !!!!!!!!!!! because you suck completely @ surfing........... hahahahahahahaahah

 

Even the saffas have a couple on the tour - with real World Champ propsects in the next few years with Jordy........

 

Vicky Wilson may as well take up residency in kiwiland I think Helen Clarke and her get on real well..... lol man on fire today.............!!!!!

 

 

 

   


Cloudy

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 09:29:34
Now you're on surfing...clutching at a few frail straws there redneck...did Ludwig strike at the one nerve left twitching in your brain?  Keep sending your cream of the crop over to Cloudy bay cos it's looking pretty good...what with Wayne Bennett helping us win the last Rugby League WC You really have to ask why your most talented coaches are leaving your shores.......you should never have claimed Phar Lap cos it's all coming back to bite you in the derrières.  Goooo the mighty All Blacks and Gooooo the Kiwis and the Silver ferns...what surfing?  Just make your boats float by the time the next Americas cup comes around hahaha or build it in cloudy bay like the yanks did woot!!


Wardad

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 13:19:57
 What is "JSUT " is it short for "Jesuit "  or shorthand for halfwitty cant spell ? 
"Man on fire " ? If I took up a collection on your behalf I reckon I could get several flares and a tanker of petrol to make you actually be on fire .
What sort of dingus tells people how amused he is by his own babbling ? How stupid can you get ? In reds-necks case extremely I guess .


redsman

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 23:35:00

 1. Ol wardud - its a 'typo' you know the EXCUSE the kiwis used when they CHEATED on the team sheet vs the boks... By not disclosing their actual starting team - Im surprised the Boks didnt challenge this further as this certainly had the makings of a good case... Unlike the kiwi sailors trying to use every bit of legal advantage in the LOSS of the Americas Cup @ the cost of a cool 100Mil.....

 

2. Cloudy bay.... Surfing is very much a global sport with and ESPN just having signed the cable rights in the US for next year... I think you'll note that the Aussies are dominating this why.... because we enjoy the sport.... On that Adam Scott just took out another PGA victory yesterday - dont see too many kiwis swinging the golf clubs neither for that matter....................................... hahaha

 

3. Dean Barker has finished his stint @ the AIGs camp now and off to speak with the kiwi RL team - he is world class speaker these days topic being - how to LOOOOOOOSSE the UNLOOOOOOSABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


black adder

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 17, 2013, 23:48:29

 Thanks Redsman for promoting NZ's boat building industry . You should work for a NZ advertising company. Pity the Aussies can only build boats that sink mid race - too funny.

 

Speaking of league your drug cheat convict team just got robbed . Probably by some former convict on drugs - spot the irony.

 

What did you think of Fitz Simmons article on Aussie sportsmen just being a bunch of gen Y primma donnas - hilarious stuff.

 

And that choke yesterday in the cricket - one of the worst chokes in Australian one day history.....  and India had a whopping 6 overs to spare ......too funny mate

 

Good luck against the ABs this weekend though mate...we're gunna give you a chance this time and rest King Ritchie and i hear Corey Jane won't be inflicting any pain either....

 

Try and put up abit of a fight this time will ya.....you Aussies are getting a bit soft...

 

i mean what happened to Fanny in the surfing lol - just when you were talking him up too. Was that another Aussie choke?

 

...and then who showed the Aussies how to drive a V8 around Mt Panorama and win the Bathurst 1000 on the weekend?

 

Don't tell me....yup another Kiwi ...Steve Richards.


Papamoa

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RE: NEWS JSUT IN.... AIGs to harness the TEAM EMIRATES Strategy
October 18, 2013, 14:08:56
 are you kidding me......when will this clown learn. when was the last time the Wallabies beat the AB. or even worse, held the Bledisloe. just keep quiet. you embarrass your team enough.


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