Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 00:16:31
...It's a bird... it's a plane... no it's Bismark the Super Yarpy...
Bismark leaps tall buildngs in one stride,
Bismark's so tough that he doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is,
Bismarck’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman and Dan Carter own a pair of Bismarck underpants.
Bismarck has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Bismarck sleeps with a night light. Not because Bismarck is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Bismarck.
Once a cobra bit Bismarck’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Bismarck divides by zero.
When Bismarck exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Bismarck doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”.
Bismarck sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Bissie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Bissie can kill two stones with one bird...
Bismark once devoured a whole wheelbarrow full of clay to prove to a friend that shitting bricks was'nt just a figure of speech.
The only time that Bismark was wrong was when he thought he'd made a mistake.
Bismark lets Chuck Norris act tough on TV but Chuck Norris knows he's on a short leash..
South Africa may have the best hookers in the world...not something we would want to lay claim to...
...but too bad the yarpy superhero's superpowers does'nt extend to his brain as one yellow card was'nt enough for this overachiever and he ended up costing the Springboks the game..LOL
SA may have also unwittingly shit in their own nest taking out DC cause now they've got Barret and Cruden to contend with who will simply waltz through the Bok backline like it's not there..
Just as well SA have got their superhero...