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Brycy

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Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 00:16:31

 ...It's a bird... it's a plane... no it's Bismark the Super Yarpy...

Bismark leaps tall buildngs in one stride,

Bismark's so tough that he doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is,

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Bismarck’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman and Dan Carter own a pair of Bismarck underpants.

 

Bismarck has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

 

Bismarck sleeps with a night light. Not because Bismarck is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Bismarck.

Once a cobra bit Bismarck’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

Bismarck divides by zero.

When Bismarck exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Bismarck doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”.

 

Bismarck sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Bissie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back.

The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

Bissie can kill two stones with one bird...

Bismark once devoured a whole wheelbarrow full of clay to prove to a friend that [removed]ting bricks was'nt just a figure of speech.

The only time that Bismark was wrong was when he thought he'd made a mistake.

 

Bismark lets Chuck Norris act tough on TV but Chuck Norris knows he's on a short leash..

 

 South Africa may have the best hookers in the world...not something we would want to lay claim to...

...but too bad the yarpy superhero's superpowers does'nt extend to his brain as one yellow card was'nt enough for this overachiever and he ended up costing the Springboks the game..LOL

 

SA may have also unwittingly [removed] in their own nest taking out DC cause now they've got Barret and Cruden to contend with who will simply waltz through the Bok backline like it's not there..

 

Just as well SA have got their superhero...


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 01:16:10

Hahahahahaha! didnt know bismark could play poker !But  he does know his cards though !


Just_win

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 06:09:30

Good one Brycy. I think the ant eater may have stirred up the ant nest, lol

Wardad: I guess yellow and red cards must he worth something in poker, lol

Na, I hope he get's himself straightened out & learns from this (even knowing the first yellow was wrong, you still can't risk getting a second).


Pine in Ireland

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 20:30:23

 So Brycy poo, You admit that Bismark cost us the game. So what your saying is the boks would of won if bissie wasent sent off. Im glad we agree on that. 


Brycy

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 19, 2013, 23:56:22

Yup Irish yarpy, the Boks are nothing without Super Yarpy.

He's faster than a speeding bullet so would have scored at least ten tries while the rest of the team were scratching their arses. Super Yarpy's so pumped he puts the loco in locomotive.

Super Yarpy could've kicked all the goals blind folded, alternating between both feet while disco dancing.

Not sure why he has'nt reversed the earths rotation to change the result yet, Something to do with that faulty heat vision i'm guessing maybe it's fried his brain cell.


clevermike

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 00:16:47
Bryxy

Very funny - but when it comes to brainless rugby players look no further than the serial card candidates Nonu and Retallick. The latter is a spear and in the air tackle specialist and the latter is just noted for injury- objective tackling.


Sharkbok

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 00:36:46

 Brycy was the first to buy the designer Bismaark Duplessis signature underpants and wishes that he could be a South African. 

Brycy even went to the press conference in the hope that he could get them signed by his hero Bismaark.


Brycy

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 01:30:10

Nah sorry mate you guys talk too funny. .Not a good look wearing those undies on the outside of yr tights either.

Might be able to edit out words like shoulder charge as fast as you with them on though.


ntanga

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 02:04:50
brilliant writing skill Brycy, keep it up and one day you'll become a Kiwi supporters' Superhero Extraodinaire on this board, mark my words sir.

You guys have your own kingpin of ruck infringement, AKA very Rich McCow. IMO, he should be on all the Refs' wanted list, literally. McCow plays as if he made all the laws in the field of rugby; and somehow all the refs' seems to sense that the serial law breaker mr McCow is the chief editor of those laws.

Our own poor Dean Greyling had had enough of it and thought he'd put mr McCow on his back so to end his reign as king of illegal infringement. Alas, it never worked, and the infringement king McCow is back in his throne.

give us Same Cane again who IMO seems abide by the law of the majority, not the law that McCaw has infringed already.


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 02:16:06

 Thats the problem isnt it with some of you guys ,you think that deliberate ,foul ,grubby play is OK so long as it is under the guise of taking out someone for supposedly cheating . Do you know the difference between cheating and foul play ? You like to get on your high horse and spout all sorts of pompous crap when it suits you eh ? Greyling is a douche of the first water and like many a douche cost his team dearly ,no brains not even enough brawn to take out someone pinned down the coward .

If Maccaw was a bok [shudder!!!] would you be spouting this bull[removed] ? If you say you still would your a liar of epic proportions .


ntanga

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 02:39:15
@ warduck, you wouldn't even know what the truth is even if it hits you in your face like brick. Did I touch a raw nerve?


Cloudy

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 02:47:15


"Sink the Bismarck" was the battle cry that shook the rugby fields

We found that Super yarpy was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the fields a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut him down
 
 
And now that mighty Bismarck is just a memory.
 


blobbok

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 04:10:11

 I was thinking of a postage stamp but nobody sends letters anymore, so it'll have to be a statue in his home town of Bethlehem, where he said when growing up his biggest ambition was to play for Eastern Free State .


Brycy

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 20, 2013, 19:30:03

Interesting blobok that Bismark was born in the little town of Bethlehem. Ended up getting crucified on the weekend for the Boks sins. Maybe a Christmas stamp would be appropriate then...


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 03:14:37

 No ntanger your just a pompous [removed] with a typical set of double standards ,if you live by the sword well even can figure that out ....maybe .And you still dodged my question didnt you ? 

Hahahaha Cloudy good one ! I actually had that song running through my head post match ! 

Bethlehem eh ? Yes  he is allready being canonized so not long now and he will be up there with Beheysoos ! 

Poor old Duplessiasaur eh ? 


ntanga

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Posts: 323
RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 06:15:41
@ wart..., what double standard are referring to? What was Bizzy's deliberate foul play? I'm not entirely sure whether we're in the same page here. No problem with Bizzy's tackle Carter, the elbow issue was dimed a yellow, intentional or not. Hey, no body rejoices on Carters injury, nah, I don't think so. But you seem to have made up your mind that some SA fans enjoy seeing Carter out of the game, far be it from it.

Don't get yourself worked up, take it easy and take of your we heart before you hurt yourself.

Brycy's thead is meant to be a funny joke, but you're clearly reading too much into it.


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 06:32:22

Anyone who celebrates grubby behavior like greylings cos its on Maccaw and then whines about them getting booted out by the ref has double standards . If you dont like thuggery dont  promote it as a virtue .

I notice you still dodged my question about Maccaw .


ntanga

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 06:49:49
@ wart, you're being silly, double standard! Your soft head is getting the better of you. Look at this, Greyling is a nut case, no one celebrated that stupidity when he attempted to smash McCaw's jaw, no one. I'm not quite sure whether u're being serious or just wasting my time here. If you cant handle sarcasm, don't read my posts because you'll get tons of it. Its not double standard either, its a bit of fun. You're obviously a stranger to it.

Hey, each to their own, you're entitled to your opinion.


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 11:21:28

 notango ,Ahh I see I didnt hear the sarky tones ,but the interfacewebs can be such a poor medium for ones pearls eh ?


ntanga

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 11:51:01
@ Ward, that's cool mate, have fun.


Wardad

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RE: Bismark Duplessis new superhero extraodinaire...
September 21, 2013, 11:54:36

 No probs !  At all .


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