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mozart

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Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 12, 2013, 20:16:31

 I dont have bosses, I am the boss

 

I cant help it Becs and Jal's lovely lady find me attractive - its a burden I have to live with everyday!!!

 

"girls dont usually find short and fat guys attractive.

 

As for my goldmine, its all mine

 
In my opinion, its a special place on its own, its just damn fortunate that its land the developers desperately want and I am in no hurry to sell.
 

I have said very little about my property other than the building being an old grade II listed on a vast piece of land. The fact that it now sits on prime development land is luck really

 

I arrived in my suit minus the jacket and had a coat on, but the pathetic establishment could not have me sitting in my suit minus a jacket - pathetic snobbery.

Why on earth would I need a cab when I paid over £6k for a season ticket you stupid lying twat.

A shower a day does the trick, there are 3 to choose from. I'm guessing the house never had running water some 100 years or so ago.

 

Its Grade II listed so has always been a bit of a struggle incorporating the modern with all that quaint and characterful tudor.

 

Yep with all the livestock about there is plenty of mud

 

Lets just say I am sitting on a gold mine - think England, demand for land and housing!!

Ah and now you are an authority on whether and offer to buy my land for property development has been made or not and we are not talking a little development either

 

 Nope I dont have a picture of my cottage, I purchased it privately many years ago. Hell even if I had purchased it through an agent, what are the chances I would have retained pictures of it after all these years - why would I?

 

I own property in SA that does not make me a resident

 

Moffie I can assure you my farm is worth more than your sad excuse for a pad

 

Ten acres??? Forget the land, forest and river, its the old house planted thereon - therein lies the gem.

 

Yeah a little corner might be worth that


keep dreaming sunshine - prime land for housing development - you work out the figures


 

Moffie you seem to be under the misguided impression that London is the only place in the UK that counts - well it has plenty of clout and thats why housing developments an hour's commute away from the mother city are a big attraction - its a reality.

 

And who said I was going to sell my land, I might not, I certainly dont need to - I'm just saying I'm sitting on a goldmine

 

I think that it is only fitting that I invite some of the SS members to witness this fall - oh boy Moffie, start counting........remember to start at 10"


 


Saffex

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February 12, 2013, 20:20:33

I see you fell for the !!!!, you really are a thick shit


mozart

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February 12, 2013, 20:29:49

 Yep I know it's embarrassing, but you said every one of those words. So now we are supposed to believe you didn't mean them. 


Saffex

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February 12, 2013, 20:36:04
Nope I meant them all and they should be read in the context they were originally posted.

I have no issue with anything I have said

The real issue is that you have been exposed as a liar and I love it

Swing low sweet chariot!!


mozart

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February 13, 2013, 19:14:38

You meant them all.....so why did you chicken out on your statement:

 

"Moffie I can assure you my farm is worth more than your sad excuse for a pad"

 

Or are you saying this was the truth.


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February 13, 2013, 19:40:52

Yep thats my call, but we dont have figures do we - its my call

 

I dont lie you see - we know you do........Denny!!


mozart

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February 13, 2013, 19:47:51

But you said you were retracting that claim. Are you lying again. You did retract the claim didn't you?


mozart

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February 13, 2013, 23:10:50

Oh dear, I guess you retracted, but now you can't admit you retracted, so it's back on. But Dave you can't make statements like this without backing them up. It just so happens I have very good internet proof of the value of my property, which I can send to an honest broker. So lets have your proof. C'mon yelow belly....acreage would be a good start.


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February 13, 2013, 23:51:37

 Yep I said I would retract the claim given I do not know the value of my property. What I do know is that if I sold to developers it would kick your property value way into touch


mozart

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February 13, 2013, 23:58:22

Oh now you don't know the value of your property, and you don't have a pictureof your property, just like you don't know your height. Your dishonesty is breathtaking.  My guess is it might at a stretch be worth half a million pounds.....but even that's probably too high. Probably mortgaged to the hilt as well.

 

But you started this Fattie....give us some proof of value or be exposed yet again as a yellow belly.


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February 14, 2013, 00:23:25

 

  Saffex
 
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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 12, 2013, 20:36:04
Nope I meant them all and they should be read in the context they were originally posted.

I have no issue with anything I have said

The real issue is that you have been exposed as a liar and I love it

Swing low sweet chariot!!

Blasphemy! Are you really becoming a pom? Sad Dave, sad...


Saffex

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 00:40:15

Moffie get this into your stupid head, why would I want to know the current value of my property I have no plans to sell it. As it stands on its own its worth a nice sum no doubt, but its real worth is in the land for property development.

 

I was not seeking to sell it off for development, I was approached. One certainty is that I will not be divulging its worth, its location or pictures of it (which I do not have) - my name is not Moffie. I am just saying its worth more than yours, you dont have to agree and quite frankly I dont give a shit. I was originally just responding to your usual pathetic assertion that I lived in a shack

 

Yes, I dont have a picture of my property as I'm sure most people dont - FACT. I do know my height its 1.82m - FACT

 

You spoken to Denny lately, your worthless LIAR

 


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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 01:20:21

So yours is the only property in England which functions without a value attached. I gather you pay no municipal tax. 


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February 14, 2013, 01:32:34

No Moffie, every property has a value attached to it and that value is only a phone call away. I have had no need to seek its value in recent years as I have had no desire to sell it.

 

No I pay council tax, which if memory serves me correctly is determined by the area you live in. 

 

My property has two values really - its value as it stands and its value as a potential residential development.

 

It would be a real shame to turn it into an extensive housing estate


mozart

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February 14, 2013, 01:42:36

Dave I'm not interested in all this evasion. You can't function without a value for your property. Municipal tax in England is based on value bands and the location. So you have to have a value.

 

And it just so happens I have a current third party value readily available for my flat in London.  Lets send our documenatation to a neutral and declare a winner. That's what you had in mind when you started this, isn't it.?.

 

You made the claim....now back it up....or apologize.


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February 14, 2013, 01:59:12

 Moffie stop speaking bloody crap, we do not pay municipal tax in England, much like we do not have provincial cities. 

 

We pay council tax and I certainly do not need to send the council a value of my property each year to be charged this tax.

 

Moffie, there are no evasions here at all. Even if I did have documentation of the value of my property I certainly would not divulge it to you or anyone else on this site or any other site for that matter, just as I would not post pictures of my property or cars on a messageboard as you did a few years back - I am not that pathetic.

 

Apologize to you, what a bloody laugh - I have you where I want you, face down on the floor.

 

I said my property is worth more than yours and I stand by that, whether you agree or not is beside the point and quite frankly I dont give a shit what you think. 


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February 14, 2013, 02:23:12

Council Tax yes indeed....right below the item that says Council tax demand notice, it gives you a band. That is their evaluation of your property range, updated by the Council. We could start right there if you wish, hardly confidential.

 

But really you made this claim, retracted it and now you're making it again. And having been as crass as to do that, you are now too, shall we say, classy to defend it. You claim but you are unable to divulge. How convenient!

 

Forgive me if all I see is a yellow belly crawling out the door.


Saffex

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February 14, 2013, 11:31:14

Moffie you know stuff all about Council Tax, the band has stuff all to do with property value and everything to do with the area you live in.

 

If I happened to live in a street and my house was a bungalow and next door was a mansion, we would pay the same council tax.

 

You profess to know so much but yet know stuff all, much like your pathetic take on 'provincial'

 

Moffie even if I had a value on my property which as I said is only a phone call away, I would not be pathetic enough to divulge it to you. That is a matter of principle, its just not done. I dont operate in your kind of pathetic chest beating, my dick is bigger than yours circle.

 

You insulted me by saying I lived in a shack, I responded by telling you a little more about the reality of my property without being pathetic enough to give figures or release photos and thats the way it is going to stay.

 

You are such a sad, desperate man, do you think I would ever trust anything of mine in your possession - hell you have slapped personal e-mails of mine to you on this site and you expect me to divulge my property details to a scumbucket like you?

 

Get this into your stupid head, in my opinion my property is worth more than yours, whether it is or not, who cares and what you think of that could not bother me less.

 

Get a life and wake up to the real world

 

 


mozart

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 15:02:36

"The basis of valuation for a dwelling which is not used for any business purpose is the amount which, subject to certain assumptions, it would have sold for, on the 'open market' by a 'willing vendor' on 1 April 1991 in England and 1 April 2003 in Wales."....the Valuation Office Agency

 

As usual you know stuff all...... the value of the individual property is the starting point, , but properties are grouped with similar properties and there is an upper bound after which all properties are treated the same. I doubt you make the upper bound, which in itself is pathetically low.

 

So you made the boast.....then you retracted.....then you made the boast again .....then you say : "whether it is or not who cares", which sounds like another retraction.

 

Look you started this di Flatus not me....but I'm up for the challenge....are you going defend your claim or be a yellow bellied coward crawling out of the confrontation?

 

Tell you what though, I'll accept a simple admission of error and a clear retraction.


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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 16:24:49

Moffie as per usual you are speaking shit, the value of my property has fuck all to do with the council tax I pay - get over your pathetic ignorance.

 

I'll say this for the last time, my property given its development value, would chew up and spit out your combined properties values.

 

It would be an embarrassing contest, if I was pathetic and sad enough to run around posting property values on a messageboard. My name is not Moffie

 

You can call me what you like, yellow belly has stuff all to do with it, for that equates to fear - this has stuff all to do with fear and everything to do with principle. Principle apart, get this into that childish head of yours - posters do not submit property values, pictures of their property or cars on a messageboard - we are not all as pathetic as you.

 

Work on comprehending the above, a very basic concept and you might have your answer. I dont give a shit whether your property is worth more than mine or not, I just believe mine would kick yours into touch, is all I am saying. You are free to disagree. I dont want to know how much your property or properties are worth, for I don't care - you are nothing in my life but a cyber matt to wipe my feet on.

 

You keep passing on my question - have you spoken to Denny lately?


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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 16:37:38

Saffex. don't be fucking daft. you keep on asking the old goat testicle the same question. HTF could he have spoken to Denny?  You know that Denny has got his head up the old idiot's arse. There is no way that Denny can hear him and there is no way that Denny can answer back with his mout full of Moz shit.


mozart

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February 14, 2013, 16:42:25

Oh you are too principled to talk about the value of your property.....but you aren't principled enough not to call it a "gold mine" and "prime land for development."

 

You are guily of exactly what you accuse others of, only more so with your boasting.  

 

I think we have exposed the truth here. An empty boast that you are not able to defend.....yellow belly.


Saffex

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 16:47:10

Yes Moffie, I have no issue telling you that I think my property is worth more than yours, I am just not stupid enough to slap its value on a public messageboard - get it

 

Now answer the question LIAR, have you spoken to Denny lately? SPLAT

 

Bongani, loved that, made me laugh - keep it up sir


mozart

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February 14, 2013, 16:51:01

You can say what you want yellow belly. The fact is you are too chicken to put it to the test. I say you are lying and I'm ready to prove it. Let's do it punk!


Saffex

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February 14, 2013, 17:00:19

You can say what you like, I dont give a toss. One certainty is that I will not be stooping to your level and posting figures or pictures of my property on this board - get it? I have asserted that my property is worth more than yours, take it or leave it, its that simple and means stuff all.

 

I have had my kicks out of exposing you as a liar, it was particularly pleasant and refreshing getting Denny's take on the facts. Have you spoken to him yet or is the fallout beyond repair?


mozart

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 17:05:10

Well one can only challenge a yellow belly so many times......before one has to conclude he is quivering behind the screen and never going to emerge.  What a craven coward!


Saffex

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February 14, 2013, 17:12:09

You really are one stupid prick and by all accounts you can't read - what part of principled did you not get you idiot?

 

Who other than your pathetic self would post values of their property or pictures of their property on a messageboard, answer that before you start throwing accusations my way you lying twat?

 

 


mozart

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 17:39:27

There is nothing principled about shooting your mouth off and then turning out to be a slithering, yellow bellied coward.


Saffex

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February 14, 2013, 18:35:28

Wrong you pathetic liar, what is principled is not posting pictures of your home on a messageboard or the value of that property. No-one on this board or any other board would do that other than your pathetic self.

 

We have principles, you dont and you are an exposed liar


mozart

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February 14, 2013, 19:24:53

Yellow Belly, you have mail, there is a new update to the Braggart file.


Saffex

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 19:31:15

Wow KKK - impressive stuff, you starting to get jealous?

 

Lets add a few more. I have acquired a new pig and named it Moffie - does that count?

 

My TV is remote controlled, does that count?

 

 


mozart

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RE: Anatomy of a Braggart.....refreshed
February 14, 2013, 23:25:09

Sapp you can "aquire" (sic) all the pigs you like....your love life is of no interest.


Saffex

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February 15, 2013, 00:28:37

 'aquire'?!!!


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