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Saffex

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Boklogic
January 27, 2013, 20:12:34

Have just arrived in NZ, any chance you can pick me up from the airport as I am in need of a snot klap from a cyber toughman!!!


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 01:51:22

 You dont have the balls Dave. This is probably half the reason you are middled aged and probably single!!

You are very childish for a man your age. I guess this stems from not getting out too much. No one really wants to associate with a prick.

 

As I mentioned in my last post, I dont need to be tough to smack you over. Cant hide behind the internet in person Dave. You can carry on with your words but surprise me and make a trip here!


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 02:07:18

Ah so I am the childish one - this is a little fresh coming from the cyber toughie who threatened to beat me up over the net - how stupid are you?

 

Now how on earth could I hide behind a keyboard, when four people on this site have met me in person, huh?

 

Do you think it would make sense for me to bang on about being all tough and hard when people have actually met me?

 

We can't say the same about you now cyberboy can we? What is smack you over, or is that just you exposing how stupid you are?

 

The people that have met me in person on here will be able to vouch for whether they think you stand that chance of giving me that hidding or teaching me that lesson, stringbean............I have nothing to hide, the only sad reality is that you live too damn far away to put your money where your mouth is and that is a crying shame


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 11:02:54

 "Smack you over" is something a lot of the kiwi's would say so now you insulting our kiwi friends by referencing how "stupid" that is.

 

How many times have I got to tell you it has nothing to do with being tough you dumb fuck! Even if you were a man mountain (instead of a dumpy dwarf) I would still smack you because you are a prick and you dont learn with words so u must feel!

Dave, unlike you, I do not pick my fights carefully. Win or lose I will go for it. Not a bully. Yes you have met 4 people on this board. Since that you have called a few of them insulting things. Did you say that to their faces in person. Course you didnt fat shit because you would have been smacked over!

 

You say the people that have met you in person on here will be able to vouch for whether they think I can give you that hiding. A few problems with that. None of the people have met me so they cant vouch for anything. I dont care who vouches for you. Dont live your life based on what others think of you. Stop involving others all the time prick. It is a shame its too far. Would love nothing more than to waste your stupid arse. You can have 100 people "vouch" for you but in reality, you know what will happen fat man!


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 11:10:43

"Dont live your life based on what others think of you.".... that's just about sums up half his problem, he's immature, insecure and vain....are the others.


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 11:17:58

 Yeah, I was shocked to hear that he is a middle aged man. Couldn't really make out his age from that hideous mop on his head but when I heard he was over 40, I was sure this okes brain never fully developed...

 

Clearly he cant make his own friends so he joins blogs all over to try and meet ppl but after 1 meeting, they all seem to think hes a doos...


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RE: Boklogic
January 28, 2013, 11:57:07

Middle aged alright....and by the sound of things going through a crisis.....you've got to feel sorry for the doos.


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 02:03:52

Denise, fresh coming from you given you have a good 10 years plus on me.

 

Boklog, a serious question, do you clean toilets in NZ?


Boklogic

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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 02:13:35

Yes I do. We have no domestic servants here so yes. I clean and disinfect my own toilet in NZL at least twice a week.

 

Can I ask you a serious question?

Based on the evidence we have of you and the profile picture you so gloriously flaunt (god knows why), have you ever had a women (that you have not had to fork out for) that HAS NOT regretted you in the morning or blamed alcohol for the night before? just a question buddy!


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 02:25:43

No buddy, I meant clean toilets for a living.

 

As for the girls, well I have only two links to woman on this site, one direct in Becs and another indirectly through Jal, who's wife I have met. My guess is that you have read their take on me, so no need for me to raise the subject any further

 

Let me guess you are not only a cyber toughguy who runs around threatening people on the net, but are are also a cyber hearthrob - my guess is that you are one ugly mug and clearly a stupid one at that. Dont you have a photo of your ugly mug

 

Last thing, what evidence do you have on me - let me guess, its your masters call that I am short and fat no doubt - a little suggestion, go look up the word 'evidence' it might serve as a useful starting spot


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 02:40:45

As stated before, I have no links to anyone on this site. I came here to blog. I dont know a thing about Mozart but he has never insulted or abused me in anyway as with the other posters. Its just you thats the prick Dave.

 

I have evidence that you are ugly Dave. That is you in your avatar is it not? That is all the evidence I need to make that call. Please stop getting the opinions of two women who are friends and dont want to offend you. They clearly dont see you in that way. Now that I have got them thinking about it, they have both suddenly dry wrenched!!

 

I have never portrayed myself as a cyber hearthrob Dave. I prefer to live in the real world. Not a cyber tough guy either. I think even the meekest little weasel would just about smack you because you are that insulting and that stupid. You can turn a pope to violence.


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 02:50:38

So are you saying you are not a cyber toughguy, that you never threatened to smack me and teach me a lesson.

 

Are you saying I am ugly now to?

 

How about an answer on you career choice - toilet cleaner or street sweeper - I bet the boyfriend is proud

 

 


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 03:02:25

Dave you are so thick and self indulged that its tiring. I have answered this before.

 

I am not a cyber tough guy. Dont need to be tough to give you a smack. Its not a threat..Its a promise. Come to NZL and I will show you.

 

Are you ugly...Well Dave, you are not good looking (not even close) so you really have no right to comment about anyone else.


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 03:12:47

Boklog, one certainty is that I am not ugly, hell even Denise had me down as a ladies man - so stop lying. I am one hunk of a man!!

 

The evidence abounds with you beating your cyber chest, it was pathetic and embarrassing and confirmed how pathetically insecure you are.

 

Only a baby threatens another of the net, safe in the knowledge that e does not have to back the threat up with an appearance


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 05:18:33

As I say, come to NZL with all the cash you get from being a "top flight lawyer" and we will see how keen I am to back up that threat.

 

Yeah Dave, I am insecure. Thats why I have spent the last couple months begging friends to vouch for me that I am not fat and ugly...ha ha thats hilarios fat shit...

 

Hunk of a man..ha ha then i am surely gods gift to women if thats what a hunk looks like...


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 17:00:19

Boklog you keep re-enforcing how stupid you are. I have begged no-one and the short and fat is not the issue you dumb prick. The whole point of the exercise was to expose your master Moffie for the liar he is.

 

Get with the programme plank.

 

So you are god's gift, funny you dont have the balls to show it........man we have had crap about 6'4 and you were stupid enough to tell us you weighed 101kg, confirming the twig you are and you want to smack me?

 

So cyber toughman, when am I getting that smack then?


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 18:14:30

"Muhammad Ali  .......height 6' 3" and when he was in his prime, he weighed anywhere from 204¼ to 220, his best weight was most likely 210 to 220."

 

Another string bean Dumpy Dave?  Go ahead tell us, you could beat Ali in his prime!


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 22:10:36

I am not sure if I am 6'4" because I was measured in cm's and I am 194cm and weigh 100.70kg and this was the beginning of this week. Quarterly gym stats. You wana take a look?? You do know what gym is dont you Dave? That place you should really be popping into instead of the village bakery!

 

Saffex, if you are a hunk, then yes, I am god's gift. Course you wont say that even after seeing a pic because you are ingrained with ugly. As soon as I learn how to take a photo off face book, I will load it as my profile pic just for you.


Boklogic

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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 22:30:14

There it is Dave. My avatar is of me in the Bays kit in my first ever game for them. I was wearing 15 and running down the touchline. I was 102kg at the time but was carrying some excess weight around the midrift. Months of being out of the game and drinking beers!

 

Go on, put your spin on the photo and rip it to pieces because of course, you are the better man. Just let me know if you want a casual pic where you can see my face so you can rip that one apart too!!


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 22:37:27

and you have the audacity to say you are god's gift when its pretty clear to see that you are butt ugly and if those arms were any thinner chances are they would give you a balloon to run with.

 

Oh boy and this is our cyber heavyweight - ouch!!!


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 23:26:18

Nice one Dave...

Im running with a gum guard in my mouth and sweating and you summise I am no casanova..Do you look like peaches and cream when you playing the game? Thin arms, I dont think so Dave.

 

Never said I WAS god's gift to women, I saif if you are a hunk, then I am god's gift to women. In the meantime though, lets call me butt ugly but then what does that make you?? If I am butt ugly, you need to be put down!!

Told you, I can give you a more casual pic but your intellect will just TRY rip that to pieces too. Thats just you Dave. Not happy in your own life (neither would I be if I looked like that) so you seek comfort in trying to tear others down to your level..Ha ha sad little man.


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 23:29:10

Yeah send a photo as there is no way in hell that face is going to get any better minus sweat and a mouthguard.......if anything the guard is an improvement


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 23:31:46

Seeing that picture Dumpy Dave is using the outhouse. Having met this fat little man, I'd say it would take about 30 seconds for you to sort him out. Unlike Dave you look like a real rugger player.


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 23:37:23

Ha ha Moz, you will always get those "talkers" in life. Dave is one of them.

Dave is probably so impressed right now he is battling to come up with anything but the normal cliche'..You are butt ugly and skinny..

 

Everyone in this world looks the same to Dave. Skinny or fat..Never normal. Butt ugly and extremely dumb...What next dave...

 

p.s..Where do I send the pic to, it wont even be one of my best just to really rub it in!!


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RE: Boklogic
January 29, 2013, 23:38:51

Ah Moffie getting all horny over a giraffe - bless him


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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 00:12:36

194cm tall giraffe??

I suppose next to you that would be correct. Just one question Dave, are you taller than you are wide or vice versa? Dont be intimidated by what a real athlete looks like Dave. I train hard. I dont rush home to jump on SA rugby.com!!

 

p.s...Where do you want that picture so we can lay this claim to bed that you are a hunk and I am an ugly mug... I have never been so confident in my life at getting one over someone..In this case, 10 over someone. I just dont want you printing my pic off to give to your wife to get her in the mood or even worse, getting yourself in the mood you sick little puppy!


mozart

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 00:25:55

Dave you are a short, fat, middle aged divorce lawyer from the provinces. Your hair borders on the silly for somebody of your age, but I'm sure in your mind you're a rocker as well as a Bok centre.....and of course it hides the bald spot. Rugby is your passion, but you were never that good at it, and now get it wrong all the time.

 

Did I miss anything?


Boklogic

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 00:38:44

Ha ha Moz, I really wish you didnt post the "Dave to a tee" above. Now I just feel like a bully. Its too easy to be better than Dave in everyway.

 

I just hope this doesn't send him to the edge ;-)

p.s..I see they like to take the mickey out of you using the word "old" and the likes which is all they really have on you by the way so you must be doing something right. The way Dave refers to himself as a muscular hunk and the way he sees himself in his "own" mirror, do you think this poor sod actually believes he is getting younger with time??


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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 00:49:24

Funny thing is, when we first met on these sites, Jalapeno made a huge deal of how old I was. Now he's as old as I was then.....and he has pretty much given up that line. Dave still uses it, as if he isn't on the slippery slope, but that too shall pass. Like you I couldn't give two hoots about how I look. In fact I'm guessing Dave's narcissism is pretty unique. Self love is a beautiful thing...hahaha.


Boklogic

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 01:08:42

Oh so Jalapeno is also over 45 years old? My word I think he is worse than Dave. All this time I thought he was about 25 to 30. Is he also another self professed achiever like Dave that really has very little to go on?

 

This new fact is actually scary because Dave has a follower that is actually older than him and should be able to make his own mind up. Jalapeno aka rooitwat or whatever the gimp called himself is actually a little more "imbalanced" than his true love Dave. Nice cover up with the wife and everything though Jala!!

 

Mozart, dont worry too much what Dave has to say. I can show him a picture of Ronnie Coleman and he will say his arms are skinny, a picture of Brad Pitt and he will curse his ugly mug. A picture of Brian O' Driscoll and he will tell you he is useless.

 

Dave would not know reality if it slapped him in his unfortunate looking mug. Chances are reality would have to queue up to take its shot too ;-) In his world he is amazing, in our world he carries files on the outskirts of the big time.


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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 01:30:04

Ah KKK at it again, the bloke who left SA because he hated black people and kept on and on about racial purification. Exposed as a liar about my height and weight and has now moved onto my hair - where does it stop Moffie?

 

It was bad enough that you were thinking of me when you were watching a tennis final - I think Jal has a point, do you fancy me? Thinking back now to our meet, you did get all excited that I came minus a jacket and you did seem a little put out that I did not take you up on your invitation to retire back at yours.

 

Sorry Moffie I must have been oblivious to the signs back then!!!

 

 


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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 01:34:58

Boklog, the problem with Moffie is that he believes he could take me out and said as much over the years.

 

You dumbass, copy and paste your best pic right here so we can piss ourselves laughing at your ugly mug.

 

Your nose up Moffie's arse is pretty sickening, do you have no shame......'Moz don't worry too much about what Dave says'......I'll protect and save you dear master - man you are pathetic - time for a name change.......from here on out, I will be referring to you as 'Brown Nose', hope you don't mind?


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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 02:40:58

 Saffex shut up you're boring. Nobody gives two shits about how fat and tall you are. Stop being so self centered and grow a pair. 


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 02:44:16

Shezza, do you stand when you piss?


Shezza

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 02:50:47

 What sort of question is that? You're a weird man. Yes I do.


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 02:54:56

No, am a short and fat man and you dont have balls, so its a little strange that you stand and piss.

 

Your thoughts on Nirvana?


Shezza

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 03:00:21

 

 Nice use of the wasted time used on teaching you the English language, had to re-read what you were trying to say to me. But never mind about that, I would much rather a reply from you on the Taute thread. 


mozart

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 04:35:24

Poor old Dave, its a new moz accusation a day. But nothing sticks. By contrast, Dumpy Dave is now clearly defined. Ask 95% of the posters on here what they associate with the words....short, fat and nasty....and they'll nominate Dumpy Dave.

 

Viewed as a branding exercise, this has been laughably easy. but then the facts are indisputable, and where they were only informed guesses, it was as easy as pie to motivate Dave into providing them. With so much vanity, there isn't much room for discretion.

 

It's rare to get such a memorable product to shape. Recall scores will be close to the max on this one.


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 13:55:09

Moffie the only wankers on here who call me short and fat are you and your servants Denise, Beenkop and Boklogic - shock, shock.

 

Are you denying you said you left SA because of your dislike of black people. Are you also denying that you raised the topic of racial purification?

 

No daily additions at all. Its plain and simple, you are an old, lying racist in a nutshell - nothing new about that


mozart

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 17:20:53

Are you denying you asked me for money and had a bad case of BO?


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 17:31:08

If I asked you for money it would have been for the two prostitutes that accompanied you. Its a tall order booking two girls for the night and expecting me to pay for them. I dont pay for sex it comes naturally to me.

 

As for the BO, you will probably find you were smelling your quivering upper lip or it could possibly have been that old timers smell, you know the one you smell when you walk into an old age home, soiled nappies and all.......what is it 65 now!!


mozart

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 17:38:55

No it was when you took off your coat thing, to put on the horse blanket the club found for you. Dammit man those coats have to be cleaned occasionaly and the wave of maloderous BO that wafted across caused the Maitre d' to wince.

 

You seem to be getting confused on the sexual aspect though. One posting is about two ladies of the night.....then it's about you.....hahaha.

 

But I trust you are better fixed for cash now. All those hints about how just a few quid could see off your creditors. What was it  I gave you to get home....a twenty a fifty?


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 17:52:25

No Moffie you and I went off for a head banging session - Pearl Jam were playing, dont you remember, you had those two slags hold you up all night!!


mozart

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 18:17:58

Sounds like fun, did I have my hearing aid with me?


Saffex

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RE: Boklogic
January 30, 2013, 21:25:07

No, earplugs


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