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clevermike

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Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 05:32:42

We have an item on Tim Swiel on this site - and that developed into a fat and short bunfight.   Does the kid really deserve that kind of association?   He is neither fat - nor short - so please does he deserve the present mumblings on this Board.   LOL

Maybe with the warm-up games starting this weekend - we can at last get away from the fat and shorty debate.   Lets ask the protagonists to limit the debate to this thread only - and leave the ball sense wiz kid out of the discussions on this issue.

Disappointing to note that Goosen will not play soon - but i am sure we will see plenty of him later on.  


Sharkbok

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 05:36:49

 clevermike, 

I agree.

Saffex, Mozart and Jalepino(rooineck) hyjack every blog post.

I thought about asking the Editor to add another section below Cricket, so that their is 3 sections. (1. Rugby, 2. Cricket. 3 Slagging)

The bottom one is for the handbag stuff and airing their dirty clothes in public for all that are intersted.

As soon as a posting on an article is not related to rugby, it could automatically be put into the 3rd section below cricket. (

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It takes ages to scroll down past the kiddy insults, to get to proper rugby comments. (We may not all agree with each others opinions, but then again at least that gives us a reason to have a discussion).

Bottom line is that none of us are profesional in rugby so we are to a degree armchair experts.

I thought Goosen was good to go, I published an article to that effect recently- at least for the 1st game. 

Not sure about the practise rounds. 


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 05:44:34

Mike your Neville Chamberlain policies of peace in our time wont work with Fat Dave and Rooiaas. Every time you put out the olive branch, they insult you. If they aren't confronted they will terrorise every vulnerable poster who visits this site.

 

Be a door mat if you wish, just stop bleating about it.


Sharkbok

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 05:50:05

 Mozart, as an objective outsider it seems to me that you do not initiate the conflict.

Also that you do not look to actively engage in aggressive behaviour with other bloggers.

It seems that you have just inherited the majority of conflict from historical blogging sites. When you post opionions on rugby, you get non rugby responses from the Handbag crew.

Sorry to bunch you with Rooineck etc.


clevermike

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 06:37:22

Mozart

I respect you and your rugby  conributions very much - so please do not thin otherwise.    Saffex and Rooi-arse are impossible characters to debate with - but I keep it in a rugby context and have more bunfights with Saffex on rugby issues than most other contributors.   

I would really want your views on rugby issues and always look at it and consider it.   We may differ on issues - but I think we agree on more issues than we disagree.

No doormat this side and I think most members realize what is going on here.  I agree it is impossible to play the Chamberlain role under such circumstances.   It seems from my perspective that there are Hitlers who are  alive and well and operating on this site.    LOL 

Now really Mozart - have you watched that video on Swiel and what do you think of him.   I think he has a future and enough ball sense and natural abilities to be the future real deal - that is why I call him the ball sense wiz kid.      Not a Jantjies - this one.   Even Sasue liked what he saw - but ask questions about defence.   Would like to see that for myself as well.


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 06:51:55

Thanks BS. It's regrettable but perhaps inevitable that things deteriorate in the off season. Things have gone well over the last year on the Board. But we now have in Jalapeño a poster who is about 10 per cent about the rugby, and 90 per cent about irritating his target posters. Unchecked that will change the tone.


clevermike

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 07:08:06

Mozart

Thanks for your response.   What do you think about Swiel?


Beeno1

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 09:23:19

I differ in that I find these two miscreants a lot of fun. Why let a guy trying to take the p*ss succeed in rileing you. Why?

No just enjoy the energy and the laugh. I couldnt stand a dull politically correct even toned board.

However there are limits of decency that should not be corssed. racist pig etc is gutter stuff. Keep the blows up but keep em coming. Diversity is the thing. Diffferent personality types. I am sure ou capon enjoyed a few swipes at dave etc. However posters need to know that there are some other posters who dont like this sort of thing and leave those guys in peace -they are good guy sbut dont have tha tstrand in their personalities. The loonies an d sane posters concept. Hahahahahahaha

The rugby purests will find the squabbles will be more rugby related very shortly.  Meanwhile any thoughts re the  Ju Ju and Jalo analogy story. Bwahahahhahahahaha a thread for the loonies. You sane oaks butt out!

 

 


Jalapeno!

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 10:20:52

Sparklock: "Boohoohoo, Saffex, Mozart and Jalepino(rooineck) hyjack (sic) every blog post, it's not fair!"

 

 

"Oh, hang on . . . sniff . . . Moffie, I didn't mean you, I'm sorry. I'd actually like to kiss your arse because I think you're wonderful. Please can I bear your children? I realize now It's all that horrid old Jalapeno's fault. He makes me cry . . . booooohoohoohoo!!!"

 

Sparklock, I'm asking nicely . . . harden the heck up and stop your pathetic snivelling. I'm actually embarrassed for you! Get a grip man!

 

 


Beeno1

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 10:25:05

That sharkbok is classic rooitwit stuff. Hilarious really!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 13:19:52

Agreed Jal, that take by Shark was bloody pathetic, I have never laughed more when I read the bit about that low life Moffie never initiating anything - wow Shark, catch a bloody wake up and try get your facts straight for a start.

 

This whole thing started with Moffie calling me short and fat, get it? If that is not initiating anything, then I suggest that you go look the word up.

 

As for Moffie's hypocrisy, that stinks as always - olive branch my ass

 

I'm happy to concede I play a part in the bargie but to state that Moffie is the innocent party is pathetic and ridiculously out of touch - I have lost all respect for you


Ek

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 13:52:03

Sharkbok --"..... I thought about asking the Editor to add another section below Cricket, so that their is 3 sections. (1. Rugby, 2. Cricket. 3 Slagging) The bottom one is for the handbag stuff and airing their dirty clothes in public for all that are intersted. As soon as a posting on an article is not related to rugby, it could automatically be put into the 3rd section below cricket. ...."

Pleas can we have this!!!!----Just call it General or something, and you can post all sorts of nonsense there for the one's that like that.

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Sharkbok

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 16:52:28

 Very funny Jalepino. 

As for Ek, it does not really matter where you copy and paste. Your comments are  usually a one line unintelligible comment below your copying and pasting someone elses comments. Not sure if anyone reads your comments so of no significance. 

 


Ek

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 17:09:40

Nice one there Sharkbok throwing me into this slugfest.

When all i did was think you were onto a brilliant idea there. So clearly you don't think the idea was nice..

Well it was yours to begin with, so do with it what you want.


Sharkbok

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 18:43:43

 Ek, Sorry I misread your comments. and "you" can post all sorts of nonsense there for the one's that like that.   When you said you, I thought you were referring to me. 

I thought you were saying that I post all sorts of nonsense. 

My mistake


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 19:23:40

Fat Dave these fights are started by your lack of manners. You call others all sorts of derogatory names and don't expect a response. As for Rooinek he gets a perverse little thrill by humiliating another poster. As Dr Ikey said, it borders on a sickness. 

 

The only difference is, you really are obese. So it has a little more sting.


canrugby

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 19:24:05

An "off topic" forum would be perfect. The Olympics threads could go in there, the Lance Armstrong one, the Roger Federer ones, other sports, etc. etc. They put up a forum for a month just for the Olympics. I'm sure it's not to difficult.

 

As for the three mentioned. Saffex and Moz do kinda go at it a little to much, but for the most part have some really good opinions about rugby. I don't get all the fat, and height stuff though. That's weird.

 

As for the troll. Well, if you feed the troll, he'll never leave.


Ek

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 19:35:29

 applogy accpeted Sharkbok.

I can see how you might have misunderstood that.

oh BTW Sharkbok, you should know better by now, I don't really go around insulting people, I consider it bad manners. Keep that in mind next time and a misunderstanding like this won't happen.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 20:19:20

So you never insult anyone, Ek? Hmmmm . . . what if someone said something to you like . . . oh I don't know . . . let's say someone said you sound like a bit of a sanctimonious holier-than-thou goodie-two-shoes . . . what would you do, turn the other cheek?


canrugby

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 20:38:00


DbDraad

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 20:52:02

 Got to love the dot matrix!


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 21:01:30

 That looks so similar to Fat Dave's shack. And with a haircut and specs that could be Springbok Dave. The only guy who  is 5 10" and calls himself Big Dave.


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 22:49:53

Ah the racist Moffie is at the height thing again........you never answered my question on whether you had cursed any black men recently -  or have you mended your ways since our meeting KKK?


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 23:28:14

Nah I'm at the shack thing....bwaaaaahaha!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 23:30:51

By that I conclude you still curse black people - do you have no shame KKK?


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 00:06:41

Come on guys, there is enough problems in SA between blacks and whites as it is so lets leave it off a social site. This is just fuelling an idiot to make somehting out of it.

 

Calling Mozart up on what he "may" have said in a racial manner in a personal meeting is not cool. Thats a different level. I am sure at some stage in everyone's life they have said something derogatory about another race to someone.

 

Call a truce guys. This is getting tiresome now and filling good posts with crap. Its nearly rugby time. Her is a topic for you to debate..

Why should JJ Engelbrecht and Taute be/not be in the Bok squad for 2013?


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 00:15:29

Boklog who the f are you to tell me that disclosing what a man said, be it a racist comment in a private conversation is on a different level huh?

 

So its ok for Moffie to accuse me of plagiarising or disclosing the contents of private e-mails to him and calling me short and fat, amongst other things?

 

What gives you the right to conclude that I am the one on a different level - bloody unbelievably stupid and naive.

 

Here is a bit of advice, try think next time you use those fingers. Talk about being stupid and cruising for a negative reaction, do you have a brain, wake up man


canrugby

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 00:54:11

Saffex, an Moz. I really don't care who's right or who's wrong here, and really have no idea what the hell is going on. Personally I have had no problems with any of you both. I have probably learned a thing or two about certain players because of you guys. But seriously, you guys need to straighten a lot of shit out. Maybe it could be done somewhere else?? I really don't know where, but here doesn't seem to be working. Just a suggestion.... It seems every single person on here, with the exception of maybe one or two, is tiring of it really quickly.

 

When you guys are going at it about rugby back and forth, it can be an excellent debate. Even when you sling mud a little. But lately it's been taken to a new level.......don't know what the heck hapenned.


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 00:58:01

Canrugby, now that kind of request I can respect, not one that fingers one individual over the other.

 

I hear you


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 00:58:53

Canrugby, now that kind of request I can respect, not one that fingers one individual over the other.

 

I hear you


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 01:12:09

For the record. I was involved in anti apartheid protests as a student. I left South Africa in the 70s to study, but  in part because I didn't  believe apartheid would end well. I have  numerous black friends, made substantial contributions to Black Universities, promoted Black executives to positions of responsibility. I have employed many people of colour personally. They have always found our home to be friendly and completely unbiased. I have never directed a racial slur at anybody in my life. And I would certainly not discuss sensitive racial issues with somebody I have just met.

 

So while I appreciate your comment in the spirit it was made Boklogic it does not apply.


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 01:17:14

Much like I am neither fat nor short and nor do I plagiarise


canrugby

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 01:22:57

I think that's as good as it's going to get. LOL

Seriously though, I think that's good enough.

 

Now can we get back to talking rugby, and just calling eachother idiots about our rugby opinions? :)


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 02:40:27

I hate fighting you on words Dave. You too stupid and the epitomy of a keyboard cowboy. Now whilst I would like to give you a proper hiding in person, unfortunately that cant happen due to space between us.

 

I was always of the notion that lawyers would be well read people as not to miss any facts but seems the low level of law you make a career doesnt require that. I did not say you stooped to any low level. I chose my words carefully as not to offend your stupid arse and said it is a different level altogether. That implies that it has no place on this site. Call Moz old, he can call you fat but dont call a man up on something he did or didn't say to you in confidence at a time you were friends. Especially something of that nature. It is offensive to more than just the person directed at.

 

Who the hell am I u ask?? Well Dave, I am the man sent here to school you on manners. I run a school called "people skills for pricks" and you are my top student!!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 03:19:14

Boklog if you chose your words carefully then that clearly confirms your stupidity. Give me a hiding in person now would you, good one we have a stringbean threatening me on the net - how pathetic.

 

No need to be well read to conclude who the dunce is here. You call for a truce and in the body of that invitation you decide to pass judgement on my actions and expect no reaction. You have no idea do you. You dont call a truce and in the process finger one protagonist - thats just being stupid and inviting conflict.

 

Dont insult us with your proclomation of educating me - take heed from Canrugby, that is how its done. You are still a pup who has plenty to learn in the art of reconciliation. Reading your post did you honestly not expect a negative reaction - is that down to stupidity or naivity?

 

Anyday you visit me in England feel free to come give me that hiding - how pathetic

 


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 03:44:34

No, its pathetic really. It started as something funny to read but when racism gets chucked in, its a different ball game. Its really the final attempt at treading water for you because Mozart had sunk you with your emails. Was really some funny shit but you took it to another level.

How easy is it to accuse anyone of saying something racist. Didn't you tell Joe Soap from the pub that you left SA because you didn't want to live with the blacks? You see Saff. Its that easy yet it can spark so much unnecessary shit. keep it to your silly little emails and name calling. We dont wana have to read about racist a KKK shit!

 

I wont really hit you Dave. I am not a bully...Taking candy from a baby is what that is!! I just may push you over though just to make you feel like the small little man you are!!!

When you call me dunce, stupid, idiot and all the rest, it really means nothing because you seem to call everyone derogatory things. In your short, round world, you are the smartest and everyone else bows to you. Well Dave, I will bow to you, just before my forehead and your nose become big connections ;-)


Sharkbok

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 05:04:29

 Does anyone know if the Warm up games are on Sky Sports?


clevermike

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 07:30:06

Sharkbok

Supersport is pathetic.   The only reference to the warm-up game between the Cheetahs and Lions tomorrow is that a highlights package will be shown somewhat later tomorrow night.   I therefore assume that the game will be screened - but whether the full game will be screened and when nobody seems to know.

In the meantime they are ignoring the Under 20 games against the three Western Cape Universities completely.   Any news about the latter game please?


Ek

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 09:20:51

Jalapeno!

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 24, 2013, 20:19:20

So you never insult anyone, Ek? Hmmmm . . . what if someone said something to you like . . . oh I don't know . . . let's say someone said you sound like a bit of a sanctimonious holier-than-thou goodie-two-shoes . . . what would you do, turn the other cheek?

I never said I never insult anyone. I said I don't really do it as I consider it bad manners,  I am human after all and I do slip up on what my mommy taught me. Think what you may, I am who I am, therefore I will make my own deductions base on what you say.

@Sharkbok: Sorry no idea about Skysports. As far As i can deduce they are only showing the Warmup games that the South African Franchises are playing against the Lions on Supersport, they are branding it as the Franchise challenge.


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 10:18:00

Seriously guys....can this please stop. I like a laugh, I like to trade banter. But as has been mentioned, we are ALL tired of this same argument on EVERY single thread, regardless of the topic. Here is an idea, Jala, Moz and Saffex, why don't you just swap e-mail addresses and fight in private? Seriously, can we please keep it about rugby? Banter fine, mocking fine, joking about opposing teams, no problem, but If I read about Moz's lies or age, or Saff's weight/height, Jala's whatever...I am going to go crazy. Even if you would insult something different about each other it would be better.


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 10:24:52

 @ Clevermike: SuperSport can't show friendlies involving big local rugby teams........it clashes with the 125476846352525252673474585996969696 hours of English football involving clubs nobody supports(those games excluding Man united,Liverpool,Arsenal,Chelsea and Spurs) every year.


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 11:56:00

Boklog you really are a stupid prick and just because you happen to come from SA does not mean that calling someone a racist is any different than accusing them of plagiarism - but of course you are too stupid to realise that.

 

But your greatest short comming is that fact than in a vain attempt to request a truce you were stupid enough to finger one of us - how thick are you?

 

As for Moffie sinking me with e-mails, are you really, really that stupid.

 

As for the physical stuff, you keep beating your pathetic cyber chest - just confirms what a fucking softy you are. A real man does not threaten another over the internet, know he is too far away to back his threats up in person. You are a pussy and a stupid one at that.

 

As I said previously, learn the art from canrugby, he is mature enough and has enough of a brain to realise that in the art of reconciliation one usually does not throw in a grenade. Reality is you were probably too stupid to realise you were doing that. Do me a favour, piss off, you are a waste of space


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 12:21:11

Dave if everyone you argued with had to piss off there would only be you and rooitwit left. Is that the plan! Bwahahahahahahaha.

 


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 12:33:52

 You need to learn some manners Dave..Nothing to do with beating my cyber chest. I will make one promise to you. Come to NZL and I will fetch you from the airport. Would love nothing more than to beat some manners into you. You are offensive to everyone and you need a good fucking hiding. Had I met you in a club in SA and you behaved like you do, same result. You would have got a smack. Nothing to do with internet.

 

Problem with you is you think your word is Gospel when we are laughing at you. You are an insecure little man (as has been proven by your self defense on Moz exposing your short fatness) and your parents probably shipped you off to the UK at a very young age because they realised they raised a poes!! I dont wana hear your shit anymore, you have nothing constructive to add. The minute an opinion differs from yours, the person is the dumbest thing in the world. Who made you a damn boffin??

 

Too much time on your internet. Should u not be out preying on some vulnerable divorcee's? Start treating people with respect wee man...You obviously dont get it enough...Mind you, with hair like that it wouldn't surprise me if you were a virgin!!


Jalapeno!

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 13:14:43

Bluebok, I believe I've made it very clear just how pathetic I think this whole issue regarding Dave's height is and I've even put up a post of my own (with over 500 reads in case you missed it) which was supposed to convey (sorry it flew over your head) just how stupid the whole saga has become . . . so please do me a favour and stop lumping me with that incredibly childish carry-on.

 

Let's hope that's the last time some mythical "Jala/Moz/Saffex" discussion is mentioned because I'm not part of that height crap. I've simply confirmed that I met Dave, he's as near to 6 ft as doesn't make a difference, he's not at all overweight, he's excellent company and I can add that Mrs Jalapeno-Rooinek thinks he's good-looking.

 

If my other posts upset you then don't read them. I seem to recall somewhere else where you claimed you ignore my nonsense anyway so just stick to your guns there and you won't be bothered by me in the slightest.

 

Okay? Are we clear?


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 25, 2013, 22:38:36

"Don't lump me in" when you started a whole string on the subject? The fact is your corroboration of Fat Dave being 6 ft gave oxygen to this thing. He isn't a mm over 5 10.5", more likely 5 10" and you know it....that's why you use the "near as doesn't make a difference" language.

 

I'm beginning to wonder whether, as an ex hooker, you aren't even more height challenged than Dumpy Dave. The twin Toilet Rolls?

 

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 02:23:58

Mozart

I do not like to raise personal and political issues - but want to ask you one thing.  I thought at one stage you had a homestead in Camps Bay or somewhere in that area and that you were there when i phoned you - in other words that you used to come there in SA summers to live there.   Is that still the case or am  I wrong about it?

 


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 13:09:33

I just wondered how long it would take for the racist Moffie, now better known as KKK to me, would refrain from the insults. And we get twits like Shark and Boklog blagging on about how innocent KKK is  - proof is in the pudding.

 

Now he is attacking Mike for exposing him for the liar he is given Becs, Mike and Jal have all said I was 6ft ish. KKK paddling again


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 13:32:16

Boklog, do you know how pathetic you sound threatening to beat someone up on the internet? How old are you really? You know that saying all talk no action - look into the mirror you cry baby. My guess is that the only fighting you have ever done is in the company of a gang - what is it, the Kiwimassive?

 

I have been described as many things, insecure not being one of them - and for the record, Moffie is the only person who has EVER called me short and fat, because he is a lying twat. At 6ft and weighing in the high 90's I am neither fat nor short. 6ft is average height and if broad shoulders and deep chest is fat then so be it!

 

So I am a little confused as to what I should be insecure about. A great career in law, devilishly good looking (ask Becs!!!!!) and in fighting shape for a man in his early 40's. As for the long hair, are you another one of those conservative twats that frown upon men with long hair - pathetic, get a life.

 

As for being exposed for being short by Moffie, trust you to be stupid enough to reach that conclusion given the facts presented. I expected nothing less with an apparent IQ of about 60.

 

As for time on the net, that comes with success, the art is to have your team do all the donkey work and for the master to take the credit!!! Let me guess you claim benefits in NZ, they are surely not stupid enough to employ you?

 

Looks like I wont be coming to NZ for fear of being beaten up at the airport - fuck me, I have heard it all!! Its really sad that you are a Saffa disgracing the name in NZ - hell what do the Kiwi's think of us having a twat like you representing us........Brycy has you down to a T


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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 15:47:47

The high 90s? Thanks for that. So we can assume at least 100kgs. And we know for sure you are no taller than 5 10.5". So lets turn to an obesity table:

In Pounds and Inches
Height
(inches)
Overweight
Point
(lbs)
Obesity
Point
(lbs)
Severe Obesity
Point
(lbs)
4' 9" 115.29 138.35 184.47
4' 10" 119.38 143.25 191.00
4' 11" 123.53 148.23 197.64
5' 0" 127.75 153.30 204.40
5' 1" 132.04 158.45 211.27
5' 2" 136.41 163.69 218.25
5' 3" 140.84 169.01 225.35
5' 4" 145.35 174.42 232.56
5' 5" 149.93 179.91 239.89
5' 6" 154.58 185.49 247.32
5' 7" 159.30 191.16 254.88
5' 8" 164.09 196.91 262.54
5' 9" 168.95 202.74 270.32
5' 10" 173.88 208.66 278.21
5' 11" 178.89 214.66 286.22
6' 0" 183.96 220.75 294.34
6' 1" 189.11 226.93 302.57
6' 2" 194.32 233.19 310.92
6' 3" 199.61 239.53 319.38
6' 4" 204.97 245.96 327.95
6' 5" 210.40 252.48 336.64
6' 6" 215.90 259.08 345.44
6' 7" 221.47 265.76 354.35

 So we see at  5 10" obesity starts at 208lbs.....you admit you are 220lbs. Ergo you are obese.

 


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 15:52:17

By the way Dumpy, I'm not attacking Mike. The other member of the Twin Toilet Rolls is your master....Dumpy RooiAAS


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 16:30:30

Ah here we go again good old KKK opening himself up to being ripped to shreds again. We have him exposed on this board for lying about my height, where he gets my height figures from is beyond me. One would swear that on the night we met, in between him telling me how anti black people he was, he got a tape measure out and measured me. This is the same lying twat that told us all he was so tall that he was looking down on me.....bwhaaahaaaa.

 

Well I measure 1.82m and weigh 97kg, if I am obese Moffie, sorry KKK, then so are Habana at 1.8m and 94kg, Heinrich Brussouw 1.81m and 102kg, Deon Fourie 1.77m and 100kg, Kitshoff 1.83m and 120kg, Chiliboy 1.8m and 104kg, Jacques Botes 1.82m and 100kg, Dale Chadwick 1.83m and 112kg and Paul Jordaan 1.79m and 94kg........are these players obese you stupid prick, huh? Game set and match as they say.

 

Try catch a wake up.


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 16:45:40

Those are professional athletes who are bulking up to play their sports. They are in the gym and on the field all day long. They can carry the extra muscle. When they stop playing, the smart ones, like retired NFL chappies I have met.....will make losing the bulk the first priority. You are a middle aged man standing on street corners, looking for adultery and eating pork pies. The table applies to you old chap.

 

Even if we took you at 182 cms, you would still be obese. But we all know thats just a fantasy of yours....even in your built up boots you were a good inch shorter than me in my Italian loafers, and heaven knows, I'm no giant.

 

Look to your weight Fattie and thanks for providing the final piece of the puzzle. I knew a dumbass like you would eventually shoot yourself in the foot.


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 26, 2013, 22:54:57

 Its not about threatening someone over the net. Its a promise.. I am not saying I will beat you up or you will beat me up but we will certainly find out if ever I met you! You just get way too personal and take things way too far. I cant imagine how most people that meet you dont give you a klap!

 

Wait, I know why..In real life the true pussy you are shows through but on internet its easy to have a, what did you say, "Broad shoulders and deep chest!" ha ha..U can be anything you want on here. I told you that.

 

I am not interested in what Becs thinks of your looks. Stop trying to get others involved in your shit. Leave Becs and Brycy out of it. You want Brycy to jump in and attack me to take the heat off you.

 

The only thing you got on anyone is that we are all dumb shits, low iq's, idiots ....rather tiresome really. At first it was just a laugh to read but you take it too far..What happens to a kid when they continue to misbehave and take it too far..They get a hiding. This is why I never said I would F u up..Just a hiding to put you in line. Maybe even over my knee wee man!! Im not interested in your height and broad shoulders. Moz has come with facts, you will not get measured up so until then credit must go to Moz and you remain a short fat shit!!


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 07:36:19

 Also Dave, dont sit here and tell us what a hard man does over the net! You sit there personally abusing everyone and telling people how stupid they are..Would you do that to our faces. Would you say half the things you say over the net to someones face. I will answer that for you. Never, because you will get up ended..

If you say you will, you are simply lying. No one will treat another that way to there face so spare us the speech on threats over the net..You are the biggest coward out there!!


Denny

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 09:28:14

Boklogic

Problem is that Dave Stupid is so far up Jellypipi's asshole and rarely, if at all, comes out for some fresh air, If he did, a solid poesklap would fix the brown nosing cyberspace toughie.

 

Just laugh at him, I find him a tonic after a hard day at the office.


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 13:36:37

 I hear you Denny...A poesklap is exactly what he needs...


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 13:58:16

Ah good one Moffie aka KKK, so these players are not obese in your eyes because they are professional sportsmen, you are a bloody joke. So are you saying that non professional sportsmen cant be 1.82m and weigh 97kg and be in good shape? A simple yes or no will do?

 

As for you being taller than me, bullshit, thats a complete lie, especially that pathetic bit about how you had to look down on me. Its not as bad as refusing to have black servants, but its just this perpetual need to lie all the time.

 

To be honest, I have always enjoyede the fact that I am well built, would hate to have ended up built like you for you are a scrawney, weedy looking bloke.

 

I am 1.82m and 97kg and carry no more fat than you do


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 14:09:43

Denise, I see you have now joined your master KKK in the lying stakes. Kindly point out how you concluded that I am up Jal's bum as you put it. I take it while typing that you got aroused, given the fact that there is no way any woman would come within striking distance of you, unless of course you were paying them, or you have had a face lift since exposing me to your stomach turning snapshots.

 

On a final note, I guess you are too stupid to realise the hypocrisy attached to your post - Moffie and Denise - bum up, ring a bell???? 


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 14:47:03

And finally we get to the idiot Boklog, I have left you to last as you are clearly the dunce of the trio above, takes quite some doing given we are talking Denise here!!

 

Where to start with you as much of it seems a bit of a waste of time as you are too bloody stupid to absorb anything. Take this height thing for instance, how thick does one have to be to comprehend the fact that your master Moffie has already been exposed by 3 posters on this board for lying about my height, helloooooooooooo???

 

And are you that stupid that you think I would go off and get measured just so that I can prove to idiots like you that I am the height I say I am - I dont need to do that and am certainly not sad enough to resort to those lengths - my name is not Moffie, I dont go planting my self in front of my house for a photo, armed with a sign saying 'Moz's pad' - there is low and then we have Moffie.

 

Get this into your stupid head once and for all. Mike, Becs and Jal have seen me in person, do you think therefore I would be stupid enough to declare I am 6ft ish and that I have broad shoulders and a deep chest and am not fat. Are you not able to comprehend this fact.

 

As for meeting me in person, you will not find a more laid back person, if I was anymore laidback I'd be dead. Had many scraps in my younger days as one does, but I'm a lover not a fighter these days. So tough cyber bunny, have you not worked out yet what a complete and utter twat you are making of yourself telling the world you would teach me a lesson over the net. You really do scare me, I am seeking counselling to help cope with your threats, do you realise the consequences of your actions - its been sleepless nights and a cocktails of pills. You are so right, I am all talk no action and like to hide behind a keyboard - please dont hit me real man!!!

 

 


Denny

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 15:10:43

Almost time to make those calls and emails to your rescue brigade Huh? I've noticed that you're not only getting your arse kicked on this forum alone but on that other one as well, geez your rescue squad will be working overtime ....funny, I can hear them come squealing on here......."Oh Saffex is such a nice boy, doesn't matter that he calls anyone and everyone a wanker for disagreeing with him, I've met him and he is such a nice boy."  Man that is hilarious and insanely weak!

 

OBTW I also see you've made an ass of yourself again by accusing me of being "Capone" on this board....you know, I guess from time to time we're all guilty of saying some dumb things(not that I expect you to admit to it) but that allegation is by far one of the dumbest I've ever read....

:36_11_6: :36_11_6: :36_11_6:


 


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 15:47:33

Ah good one ugly Denise, you are taking after your master with the lies I see. Kindly point out where I am having my arse kicked on this site and the other one for that matter. There is some bargie on here, none on the other board that I am involved in - must be a little heartbreaking for you only being able to read and not post on that other board - the board you were kicked off for being the wanker you are.

 

Yeah got the Capone wrong at first but soon realised Capone was too bright to be you.


Denny

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 16:05:36

"Yeah got the Capone wrong ..."  Glad to see you're being honest, but seriously now, do you ever get it right?  For one who spruiks himself to be clever and a World Authority on just about anything I'd expect you to be right all of the time not a blithering Buffoon. Best you just shut the fuck up but I guess your vanity won't allow for that....go on then Blusterbum, have the last word.


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 16:18:15

One thing I did get right was my call on how bloody ugly you are to look at.

 

Still longing for a sports related post from you though. Also please remind us why you got banned from the SS board again.

 

I take your silence to my questions above as confirmation of you lying again, ugly mug?


Jalapeno!

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 17:01:14

 I must admit I actually feel a bit sorry for Dense. You'd think someone with such an unpleasant personality would at least be blessed with good looks but by all accounts Dense is not only a dull-witted and thoroughly unlikeable human being, he also has a face like a smashed crab and he's only fit for polite company when he's got a paper bag over his head.


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 17:23:57

Yeah Jal, he is one ugly mug, so ugly I think his photo crashed my pc at the time. Hence the inferiority complex. But to his credit, he has Moffie aka KKK as a friend - my what a lucky mug he is!!!


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 23:24:32

Ah the Twin Toilets are back. Say Jal is Mrs Jal/RooiAAS still pining for Dumpy Dave. Doesn't say much about you does it?


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 23:26:39

KKK are you saying you are a better looking man than me?!!!!!


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 23:37:34

Depends on whether you like the distinguished look, your words not mine..... or the fat , toady, greaseball look, my words not yours.


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 27, 2013, 23:45:33

Just answer the question - dont mistake distinguished for good looking, its a polite way of saying you will pass, not like Denise, who is just butt ugly.

 

So KKK would YOU say you are better looking than me - we have photo's remember!!!!!!!!!!!


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 28, 2013, 02:02:23

 Got nothing to do with being a cyber toughman you dumb prick. I am 25 now..26 in 2 months and that is way too old to be fighting! When it comes to you though, I would lower myself to cracking you in the ugly mug. You dont know when you are beat, you revert your chalenge back to square one which in volves "idiot" all the time. You are just such a prick that there is little to do but klap you.

 

I would never lower myself to threatening over the net but I can promise you that you would catch a smack. You need one. Tired of you trying to offend people with your half wit humour!

Reality dictates that this wont be possible though because guys like you will never front.

 

ps..If you so laid back in person, why you such a cunt on here?? This backs my theory up that you are so insignificant in life that you have little option but to be a meek little prune in person but over the net, mommy tells you to use your "deep chest and broad shoulders" as well as smoulderingly good looks (as you have self professed but I cant make out from your profile pic) and try bully ppl!!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 28, 2013, 02:18:50

Boklog given your response above, I take it you never went past std 8, or maybe English is just not your first language??

 

Do you clean toilets in NZ, just asking?


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 28, 2013, 11:07:35

 As expected. Nailed you down to a tee. U got nothing on that so you find a few spelling errors and revert to the tactic "how stupid are you!"

Ha ha you really are a laugh wide Dave. Not just your avatar that we laughing at now..ps..Surely you have a better pic than that? That pic is embarrassing. Gota ssume you would use your best 1 though so you really have no space to call anyone else ugly!!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 02:11:54

No, no, you have me wrong, I have no issue with spelling, mine is bloody useless. Its the contents of your posts, you come across as really stupid. A real thick plank - hence the serious question, do you clean toilets or sweep streets for there is no way in hell you could possibly hold down a job that requires any form of brain engagement.

 

I am sorry I read you as a thick plank - I can only suggest some night tuition - I would be more than happy to help out!!

 

You hit any woman lately?


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 02:24:13

Refer to the thread "Boklogic" to see my answer regarding toilet cleaning.

 

You read me as a plank.. I really wish I was different and you read me as a genius because you read everyone as a thick plank. I really wanted to be unique..Ha ha Dave, this coming from you just assures I am normal. Only in your world are you the smartest.

Hold down a job...Now there is a phrase you know little about. Couldn't pull off a big time London lawyer so was shipped off to rot in the outer suburbs. Couldn't hold down a women so he remains a wanker in more senses of the word than one. Lets hope your laaitie turns out to be more of a man than his old man. Judging by his attempt at a conversion, we wont be holding our breaths.

 

Haven't managed to hit any women lately Dave. I have gone four years with my girlfriend without needing to. I would ask you the same question but we already know the answer to that. You too much of a pussy to hit anything and no women sticks around long enough.

I just wana take you and get you a make over from the core out. You are hilarious to look at yet you take yourself so seriously. You really shouldn't Dave..No one else does!


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 02:35:41

Boklog, you really are sounding pathetically like your master KKK, what with me being removed from London and now in the suburbs - are there such things in England.

 

No please enlighten me as to how you reached the conclusion that I was removed for London - you maintained you did not lie, so man up and provide the evidence that I have been removed from London as you put it. Answer the question, don't side step it brightboy.

 

I take it your boyfriend is the brains in the relationship?


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 02:44:01

I read where Moz hit you up about the whole London thing and you said you accepted an offer you could not refuse.

 

Was the offer something along the lines of, "Hey fat Dave, we restructuring here. You either need to leave to work on the outskirts doing filing for a pitince or we dont have a job for you!"

 

Couldn't refuse the "offer" could you fat prick?


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 02:58:02

Look here retard, when one accepts an offfer one cant refuse it usually means a step or ten up the ladder.......guess when you are a plank, career ladders dont come into the equation.

 

Have we not concluded yet that I am neither fat nor short or are you blindly following Moffies flock. Boklog its clear you are a follower - a bit of cannon fodder - just a pitty you got mixed up with the pompous twat. A night out with Moffie is about as exciting as watching paint try or shooting oneself in the foot.

 

How those bisceps scary man!!!!?

 


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 03:06:10

Sure it means a step up the ladder..It can mean anything over the internet Dave.

 

Really struggling with my biceps Dave. They are about as broad as your shoulders just not as deep as your chest..Ha ha scary man!!

 

That deep chest Dave..Well that is just fat. I bet you have a real deep stomach too. Those broad shoulders..That is just a fat back. It usually happens to those that are as wide as they are tall..


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 03:21:27

Well I did not expect you understand the career ladder point - your lift does not go to the top floor does it?

 

Boklog, I am going to ask you for the last time, provide the evidence that I am short and fat. My guess is that you dont have the balls to man up and provide the evidence that I am short and fat........a hint hearsay carries no weight. Just provide the evidence, failing which, be a man and apologize to me.

 

Lets just see how much of a man you are


Boklogic

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 05:14:12

Please Dave, provide the proof that I am a stringbean...


Saffex

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 17:07:08

Well 6'4 and 101kg is a bloody laugh, that has stringbean written all over it. You must be a nightmare to keep on track in the wind.

 

I guess that part of the reason you have never made it as a player is that you keep getting snapped in half. Imagine the delight in launching an up and under on you.......Albert v/d Bergh here we come.

 

Feel free to provide the proof that you are not a stringbean - doubt you have the balls to man up to that - 6'4 and 101kg bwhaaaahaaaaaa


mozart

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RE: Thank Heavens - the Wam Up Games are startin
January 29, 2013, 17:12:41

Jeez Boklogic at 6' 4",  if there's low cloud cover, Dumpy Dave might just disappear underneath it.  So you are 6' 4 ", same as Andy Murray with an additional  30 lbs of muscle. And Dumpy Dave thinks you are a stringbean? Hahaha.....the green monster I think.


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