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Jalapeno!

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A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 18, 2013, 10:02:57
07h00: Alarm goes, wake up.

07h01: Measure my height (in case I grew a quarter of a millimetre during the night).

07h05: Brush teeth, shave, shower, get dressed.

07h30: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

08h00: Breakfast.

09h00: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height. Post message or comment about how I'm taller than Dave.

09h15: Polish platform shoes.

09h30: Do stretching exercises.

09h45: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

10h00: Measure my height (in case the stretching exercises made a difference).

10h15: Stare at photo of Dave.

10h30: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height. Post message or comment about how I'm taller than Dave.

10h45: Practice standing on tiptoe without people noticing.

11h00: Shop for shoes that look flat but have high heels.

12h00: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

12h15: Add a bit of gel to the hairpiece to make it stand up a bit more.

12h30: Post comment on message board reminding everyone that I was a quarter of a millimetre taller than Dave (don't mention high heeled shoes I was wearing that day!)

13h00: Lunch

14h00: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

14h15: Get photographed with short people.

15h00: Spend an hour on traction machine.

16h00: Measure my height (in case traction made a difference).

16h10: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

16h30: Stare at photo of Dave.

16h45: Post comment on message board reminding everyone that I had to look down on Dave when we met.

17h00: Take photos of house and upload to the internet.

18h00: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

18h15: Stare at photo of Dave.

18h30: Dinner

19h30: Check message board to see if anyone mentioned my height.

19h45: Drink.

20h00: Post opinionated drivel on message board and remind everyone that I'm at least an inch taller than Dave.

20h30: Drink more.

21h00: Post even more opinionated drivel on message board and tell everyone that I'm a foot taller than Dave.

21h30: Drink more.

22h00: Measure my height. Pass out.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 18, 2013, 11:15:49

Love it - but one has to ask the question, given the old fart is well into his 60's these days, whats the real point of all this measuring and self absorbtion?


Beeno1

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 18, 2013, 11:21:54

Very funny rooitwit but your post has one fatal flaw. The height and obsession with being 6 foot relates to snapster. Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Ou snapste of course loves the reviving of the topic! Oh the vanity of the oak!

Just when I thought it was all quiet on the western front!

 


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 18, 2013, 11:35:18

Good old Beenkop as thick as a plank as ever.......the subject was raised by your buddy Moffie calling me short and fat - get your facts straight birdbrain


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 01:36:19

Add a bit of language analysis to the equation. Picture Moffie sitting there going through my take on the requirements of a centre bit by bit - imagine sinking that low and being that desperate. I know I pulled his chain but surely not this hard? Its clearly all about Dave! 

 

Its priceless - love it


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 06:59:14

Dave you really are pretty ignorant . It takes as long as it takes to cut and paste into http://www.usingenglish.com/resources/text-statistics.php.

 

So you really thought I was sitting there counting your words? Hahahaha, I can see that gave you a thrill, but sadly no.

 

Get with the 21st century Fat Dave....and stop presenting the work of others as your own.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 11:23:10

Moffie you really are a gullible if you really think I you would think you sat through each line - it was just to emphasise how desperate and pathetic you are.

 

Do you think any other poster would be pathetic enough to go to the lengths you do to get one over me, only to fall flat on your face.

 

Its insulting that you think I would be sad enough to plagiarize a pretty standard take on centres - but thats your style you wanker


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 18:35:06

Back peddling again. ....you said it, but didn't REALLY mean it? In other words you lied.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 19:16:06

Fresh coming from the exposed liar. Why not provide the source of this article I copied - not man enough are you. You throw out accusations and then run and hide. Two can play your pathetic game - game on!!

 

Happy reading


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 19:50:09

You have just been caught red handed in another lie....like 6 foot. You never thought I counted words, but you said I did.......lying of the most obvious kind.


Jalapeno!

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 19:55:03

"Back peddling"? What is that, Moffie? Is "back peddling" travelling from place to place selling goods behind one's back?

 

Wehe!


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 20:55:15

 I  see from your rather boring post above that you are still on about the drink. Let me guess, you are still a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 21, 2013, 22:48:28

Moffie what are you on about ........counting words? I know you are a lying old racist but now you are mumbling


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 00:24:54

The race card.....the final argument  of the defeated Fat Man. How pathetic is that?


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 00:30:00

Well I am only recounting what you told me, of course you would call me a liar, hell you called me short and fat and a plagiarst!


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 00:55:17

No you are sucking it through your teeth Dave. The last cowardly card....the race card. So far we have you lying about your height, your weight, copying the ideas of others and playing the race card. You are a nasty piece of work.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 00:58:43

Ah so its all big bad Dave is it - in effect you are calling Jal, Becs and Mike liars as well.

 

I have exposed you on the height and weight issue, just waiting for your lying racist ass to provide proof of my plagiarism.

 

Take your time old man, or you could just start back peddling!


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 01:04:13

NOOOOOOOOOO......it's not Big Bad Dave. That's your fantasy.....others can see now when I said you called yourselg Big Dave, it was the truth.

But in reality it's short, fat, dishonest Dave. A fabricated race card.....the final throw of the dice for the totally thrashed protagonist. How pathetic!


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 01:12:30

So Moffie, let me get this straight, are you saying that you are not an old, lying, racist then?


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 01:26:01

On the contrary I have often admitted to being old. I regard the truth as non negotiable. And I think racists are dinosaurs from a less developed stage in man's history.

 

Playing the race card Dave is the ultimate white flag. Now you will twist and turn and eventually ask me why I'm taking it seriously. I've been through the whole routine before. Your idea of how a lawyer would weasel out of some facts. But it's so infantile.....so not what real lawyers do. And it's boring.

 

So sayonara for now Fat Man.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 01:35:02

and who's having the last laugh you lying racist. While you slink off dont forget that evidence of my plagiarism - we would hate to let that slip. Oh and when you return how about an apology to Mike, Jal and Becs.

 

Ah the life of a lawyer........and in case you dont get it, its .......Blackman Redemption........by Bob Marley!


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 05:51:00

Hahahaha I love those Blackman lyrics, they could have been written for you Fat Dave.

 

"Spread out, spread out,
Spread out, spread out,
Spread out, spread out,
Spread, spread out."
 

 

Were you trying to tell us something?  Perhaps your new 44" belt size? Poor bugger you just keep making it sooooo easy.


Beeno1

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 11:27:47

Yes Moz its very easy indeed - so I think one should relent a bit and allow ou snapster and rootwit time to recover their composure?

Hahahahahhahahaha


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 11:29:05

Moffie have you redeemed yourself yet or are you still plying that anti blackman philisophy that appeared well and truely ingrained when we spoke and somewhat took me by surprise at the time.

 

I'm still waiting for that evidence Moffie, but in the meantime feel free to use that piece of mine on centre play given you were so impressed!


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 16:43:32

A fat, short, dishonest, bombastic plagiarist.......what's next one wonders.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 17:05:48

Well you have been exposed for lying about the short and fat but you are either too stupid to register or acknowledge this. I am still waiting for the evidence of my plagiarism, but guess what that will never materialise because that was just a pathetic defaming accusation. Be a real man and back your accusation up with some material evidence.

 

I'll take bombastic, but it beats the hell out of being a lying, racist pig.


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 17:19:37

Tell you what Dave, I can't show where you lifted your centre piece from....but lift it you did. The style is completely different, the language  analyser showed that....just like a lie detector test.

 

As for lying about your height, I wish I was, because that would give me an extra 2 inches in height. But it's so easy to prove this. Every human being in this day and age has some official document that shows his height. Yours would be 178 cms. Produce the document that says you are 6 foot....that was your claim, not my initiative....back it up.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 19:21:30

Look here you racist pig, which document would I have that has my height on it, what bullshit. Name the document that I should source that would have my height on it given your authority on the subject.

 

You cant show where I lifted my centre piece from because no such piece exists. It just exposes you for the lying low life that you are and the insulting lengths you would sink to, to get one over me - you are pathetic, lying racist with no values

 


Jalapeno!

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 20:11:32

That might be a bit unfair, Saffex, I'm sure Moffie has some values . . . they're just not very high . . . and honesty isn't very high on Moffie's value scale. 


Beeno1

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 20:21:21

 Moz and other board members I think  this has sunk as low as it can and suggest you all ignore this thread. You are far gone by the time you call someone a racist  pig. 

 


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 23:21:15

Beenkop keep your plank of a head out of something you know stuff all about, where you at the pub with Moz and I you stupid idiot


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 23:24:52

Jal, Moffie has stuff all values, the bloke is scum - that crap about me plagiarising was a step too far.

 

I would not usually disclose the contents of a private conversation but this wanker overstepped the mark - he asked for it


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 22, 2013, 23:42:49

I'm afraid this racist thing is getting no traction Dave. Maybe because a lot of people on here have been posting with me for years. And after all our arguments, for you to pull a racist out of the hat at this late stage , strains credibility. Besides which, I never left to separate from Black Society....South Africa was totally segregated at the time. I left to do a PhD at an American Business School. Even your logic sucks.

 

All I recall from our conversation was how to disconsolate you were with life. How you needed a new job that you subsequently consulted me on.....I can produce the e-mails. And the fact that I consoled you as best I could. 

 

 Perhaps I should reproduce them Dave, given you have lied about our conversation. Retract or prepare to be embarrassed.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 00:08:06

Moffie please stop lying, its getting a little tiresome - I know exactly what you said in that pub and do you think we would expect you to have come clean over the years on a messageboard regarding your racist slant huh?

 

As I said to Jal, I have never entertained the need to ever disclose the contents of any private conversations, its not my style, but your accusation about my piece on centre play was a step too far. Speak shit about my height, weights etc, but dont speak shit about me when it comes to rugby, its my religion! You asked for it low life.

 

As for looking for a new job, shit yes that happens to all of us - that is many moons ago. Hell it was less than a year ago that I changed jobs again and am now working locally - its called life. As for consoling me, you really do live in a dream world, I did not need consoling, I was looking for work for crying out loud. If I needed consoling do you think I would seek that from someone I did not know - oh boy Moffie, do you have wings?


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 00:19:17

"Good one, hey I have never doubted or questioned any aspect of your make up or what you are about. Your intellect and business knowledge comes shinning through......it has over the years".....Dave...Nov 2007.

 

Note the characteristic spelling of "shining".

 

Shall I go on.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 00:28:30

Moffie bang on, as I have said to you I have absolutely nothing to hide when it comes to exchanges with you, hell if I have sent you 10 e-mails in my life that will have been many.

 

We used to get on way back then, can't say the same now


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 00:35:47

okay.....

"Man oh man.............your photo is anything but the image I had of you!!! But its brilliant to put a picture to you now. Impressive past Moz, good on you, you must be proud of your achievements"
 
Hahahaha....hell I'm even embarrassed reading that boot licking. Shall I go on.....


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 00:40:39

Keep going you pathetic individual, find something with substance as at some point I am meant to be embarrassed by your disclosure - I am still waiting.

Does this somehow absolve you from your racist remarks and the fact that you have been exposed as a liar?


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 01:17:21

It may not do that but it exposes the total dishonesty of your later derogatory comments about my career. And the total dishonesty of your later comments about my appearance. Two more lies exposed. And of course it came long after I posted moz's pad, so it exposes the hypocrisy of you raising that issue later, after you licked my boots.

 

How many lies is that now? Your height, your weight, my job, my appearance, my being a racist and you writing that article.

 

I think the case is made.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 02:04:29

Um Moffie, what derogatory remarks about your career have I made? I said you were involved somehow with Vegamite and one or other cereal. None of it was anything worth writing home about and I have said as much over the years.

 

Me saying that you must be proud of your achievements was me being polite and friendly in an exchange when we got on. I have never said you have not done well for yourself, I just said none of what you were ever involved with impressed me.

 

What dishonesty about your appearance am I guilty of, I was merely saying it was nice to put a face to correspondence as one builds up an image of a person - I said nothing about your appearance at all. Man you are a born liar. You and I being nice to eachother was many years back, much like your slapping your house and cars on the messageboard was.

 

You are just a lying racist who will resort to anything to gain one over me, no matter how underhand. I have said nothing about your job other than it was associated with some paste or other and hardly something I would ever wish to pursue, I commented on the fact that I could put a face to correspondence, said nothing of your appearance at the time. You are just lying again as you did about my height, weight, what I was wearing when we met and above all you dispute the fact that you made deplorable racist comments that evening - you really are a habitual liar and one that has been exposed on this board. You must be proud

 

 

 


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 04:28:31

You said nothing about my appearance?  I beg to differ, for example, you said this:

 

"Well, its that distinguished look you can flaunt now!!!"
 
 
 
Frankly I found all the adulation a bit embarrassing, a bit unmanly. But each to his own.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 11:04:16

Moffie, provide e-mail evidence of that line - thats not my style and for a start there is nothing distinguished looking about you


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 15:51:56

Sure thing Fat Dave....here's the whole body of the thing.....with the cell number slightly changed to protect you. Apologize!

 

 

"Well, its that distinguished look you can flaunt now!!!
 
My mobile number is 07940725777, give me a shout anytime. If all else fails, I'll come up and meet you if you are leaving before 3rd Dec. I have a day or two to finish things off at work, am on leave right now as I had not taken leave for some time and have decided to take time out before embarking on lifes new chapter
 
Speak soon and I'll keep you posted on developments as you must with leaving dates
 
Cheers
 
David"
 
That first line of yours was in response to my denying some of your earlier flattery. A pretty sad bit of prose, but all yours. Remember now old boy?


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 16:21:21

Ah so that is proof of the e-mail I sent and its contents?????????????

 


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 16:41:22

Dave what does it feel like to lie to a person who knows you are lying? When in your life did you get to that lowly state? That's your e- mail, live with it.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 18:27:29

Moffie that e-mail is so long ago and so inconsequential, I am not denying all of its contents, as some of it rings a bell, but you are such a deceitful, underhand bastard who will sink to any level to gain one over, that nothing would stop you editing anything I might have e-mailed you - that first sentence does not ring a bell at all and does not fit into the context of that e-mail. That sentence is not my style - it just exposes another bit of your deceit.

 

You see Moffie two can play this game. I know what you said in that pub, what you think of me and any consideration to hold back on you went out the window the minute you chose to accuse me of plagiarism. You overstepped the line and that was a rugby line - I dont give a toss about the rest. As I said two can play this game you lying, racist low life


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 22:21:48

Well what can one expect from a cheap,  divorce lawyer. Make something up, throw it against the wall, and see if it sticks. But even in that lowest branch of the law he said/she said.....doesn't work. Do us a favour though, if you are going to use somebody else's ideas, tell us what the source is in future.


Saffex

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 23, 2013, 23:23:57

Actually I am still a little amused that you saw so much in that piece on the requirements of a centre, it was pretty standard stuff that even a halfwit like you could have mustered at a push - a very hard push mind you.

 

You cursed any black men lately?


Capone

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 09:17:57

Why is it that dark skinned folk have such issues about their skin colour? They’re always going on about it and how unfair it is and that we're to blame.

They honestly expect the white man to pay because of it.

It’s a bigger issue to them than it is to us. 

F … sake!!!! It really has become tiresome.

How much longer do you expect us to pussyfoot around you, walking on tippy toes, trying not to upset  your day or your oversensitive, feeling sorry for myself, chip on the shoulder personalities?

Huh??

I am no longer prepared to console you nor help you deal with your damn insecurities.

I have my own to contend with.

Grow a pair will you and deal with them yourself … and if you don’t mind ... do it quietly, privately … like I do … instead of standing on the street corner declaring your unhappiness and the injustice of it all to those who pass you by.

Kapeesh??


hakwa

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 09:22:44

you guys are really bored (same as the guys on allblacks.com)!  Love the word play though - are you all lawyers?


Beeno1

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 09:40:00

Hi there hakwa - yes boredom is a factor. Will need to give the unilluminated nz oaks on allblacks .com a rev at some stage. No doubt their ignorance is appaling and they are crying out for guidance! 


becs

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 14:38:03

From what I recall, the distinguished comment would have been made because of the arguments surrounding Mozart and cravats. I suppose Saffex was being sarcastic...he usually is when he puts exclamation marks on his mail/texts.

I could post some of mine and Saffex's private mail if you want ? I mean, me declaring undying love for him and my willingness to do anything to protect his name in the face of accusations about height/weight/looks/job/whether he owns a jacket is surely worth a read ?


Beeno1

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 15:58:19

Sounds like riveting stuff Becs please feel free!  Were you snapster's first lady friend?

 


mozart

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RE: A day in the life of Moffie . . .
January 24, 2013, 18:30:01

Nope the Sapp has a family.....this Becs thing is all a little modern. One wonders what a small little man you have to be to ask some broad to come on here and talk you up. And if Dave's not asking what kind of woman would do that against his will. Either way it's embarrassing


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