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given you have resorted to splashing a personal e-mail of mine on here, why not delight the board with pictures of your house and car as you did on another board - but dont forget the bit of cardboard saying 'Moffie's house' as per the first time.

PATHETIC

Hahahahaha! I remember that! It was like a homeless person had drawn a sign on a piece of cardboard saying "Moffie's pad" and put it up outside what he thought was a nice house . . . only it was a tacky and ostentatious eyesore full of kitch little statues and fake trees.

That was hilarious, thanks for the memories Dave!

Oh dear we now have the green eyed monster rearing its head again. Oaks that Dr Moz was the CEO of some of the largest companies in the world has had you green with envy for years now. Get over it!!! If you compare yourself with others it will not do either of you any good.

I used to enjoy Moz's very occassional posts where he use to talk about cars and some exotic spots he had visited etc  - ie giving us a glimpse into his life unusual but exciting lifestyle.  Unfortunately the jealousy reaction was so great from rooinek and a couple of oaks that Moz stopped. They called him a liar ettc for a couple of years heaping all sorts of insults on Moz as the flames of jealousy raged.

Finally Dr Moz provided the board with irrefutable proof and it was game over . Ou rootwits main ally then broke ranks and apologised to Moz for all the insults and,indeed, when they late rmet said it was an honour to meet you Sir (About the biggest flip flop I ever saw - but at least the guy was man enough to honestly admit the error of his ways. H eand moz became friends).

Now ou rooitwit was beside himself and has never recovered. Much like snapster and the victor weight issue, ou rooitwit could never bring himself to admit he was wrong and that Moz had been telling the truth.

Now I will not go on to be specific about Moz's accomplishments as he would not like that and I fear it may just be possible that some other person might have similar weakness of character as snapster and rooitwit. I will simply say I know Moz's real name, have googled his name and read about his astonsishing career.

BUT rooitwit that was all years ago surely you have got over your jealousy by now? Ditto snapster. Be content with who you are although that will be very challenging given the circumstances. Bwahahahahaha You cant take all this jealoust all the way to the grave  -you have to throw it away like the ugly and solied garment it is.

Snapster and rooitwit you have to understand there wil lalways be those greater and lesser than yoursleves. In your cases however few will be lesser! 

By the way you two seem to have upped the anti since Dave gave you his email address rooitwit. Care to post those emails on the board and share your plans with us as well? That would be spicy stuff for sure.

Fianlly a request to all protagonsists - how about keeping the "debate to one thread.  Helps those wanting to avoid the issue cope better. Beeno10, my most unworthy assistant has opened what he has suggested be the official spat thread. Beeno10 no more casting aspersions on the doc I saw please - my credentials are impeccable as all should know!

Snapster an  rooitwit - I will try to assist in the matter so dont be concerned I will not dessert you in this hour, day week, month or year of need.

Assuring you both of my good services now and into the future.

Baboon-ou, your poor education and pitiful writing skills usually make it hard to know what you're saying but I gather you're doing some serious arse-licking in this post. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to stop you from being a servile gimp and fawning over your master like an obsequious toad, all I ask is that you brush your teeth or swill some Listerine or something once in a while . . . because all that arse-licking is making your breath smell like shit.

Sorry if that upsets you but there was no really nice way to say that. Off you go now Baboon-ou . . . and in future, keep a supply of mints nearby. Thanks!

Sorry rooitwit but facts are facts and one must give credit where its due. A man earns his spurs in the world. Get over this jealousy. 

Mints are bad for your teeth - they make them rot

Next.

Ah yeah what was it again - Vegimite and Honey Smacks - real clout there hey Beenkop, you must be so proud. Given the mans susceptibility to lying and childish behaviour, do you really think these are traits becoming of a man of substance?

Dave to me its always been unfortunate you two cant get on better. The question of substance has long been settled. 

Hehe, I'd forgotten about the Vegemite! Only Baboon-ou could think that a dingy old Vegemite depot might rank as one of the world's greatest companies! Waaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bwahahahahahahaha pleeeeease rooitwit and snapster! Your egging me on will hardly make me divulge the names of the huge companies Moz was CEO of. Hahahahahaha these two are such simpletons! 

What they cant really explain is how Dr Moz became CEO of these companies. I mean Dr Moz  being so stupid etc . Hahahahahahha  up the creek without a paddle are rooitwit and snapster! 

Envy boys envy - its eating ya up!  No wonder ou rooitwit choose the avatar he did - its colour perfect. It salso turns rooi! Bwahahahhaha ou rooitwit has been completely worked out.

Yeah and I was reduced to chasing ambulances - can you picture a real CEO brandishing his possessions on a rugby messageboard and squealing like a pig day after day. You would also expect a real CEO to know the difference between a good and a bad centre!!