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Saffex

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Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:04:54

The old man has always lied about my size having met me and telling the world I am short and fat. Well both Becs and Rooinek having met me exposed Moffie for this very lie and Mike who I also met has just confirmed the same.

I keep banging on about how much Mozart lies, well now we have the proof.

Looking forward to the response to this one!!


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:20:14

Oh dear Dave, are you confirming Rooinek is on this site? Well dinna worry you let the cat out of the bag a long time ago, when you told me that you know exactly who "Jal" is. The same guy who has often called you an idiot.

 

As for your weight...we both know the real truth about your ongoing batle with pork pies.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:28:09

Keep paddling liar


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:38:43

Keep eating porker.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:43:23

Exposed for the liar you are - it must be hurting - OUCH


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:52:25

Mike says you are taller than 178 cms, which he claims he is....but older chaps shrink a bit. So I'd say taller than 176 cms is probably more accurate. You yourself claimed you were 6 feet, which was a total lie....and then you told us you were 180 cms, which is under 5'  11". I would say 5' 10" is probably about right.

 

As for weight that's harder to judge, but my honest guess would be about 220 lbs.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 01:59:58

Keep paddling Moffie...............you have been exposed as a liar.

Many moons ago I said I was 6ft ish which Rooinek and Becs confirmed.

I am 1.82m confirmed at my MOT about a year ago!

 


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 02:03:30

Well that's good news, that makes me 6' 2".


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 02:06:23

You were no taller than me and if you were it was marginal - 1.82m vs 1.83m at best - just another Moffie lie

I do recall you being a skinny shit


becs

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 03:06:03

Oh Saffex, you really should know by now that Mozart is the only person who knows anything and everything and is always right. He truly is omnipotent :) 

 

I still find it odd that he has such an interest in your height and weight, but there you go. We told him until we were blue in the face yet still he throws out the childish insults. It really is unbecoming of a man of his age and social stature, but there you go.....:) 

 

However, another clarification.....I know Saffex very well indeed. He is neither short nor fat and I am not blind/infatuated ( as Mozart usually claims )/ being paid a hefty sum to back up Saffex nor am I a liar. I am 5ft 3 and a bit and I can't wear heels.....Saffex is a lot taller than me. I probably come up between his waist and chest area and he is pretty much in proportion for his height :)  As I said once before, I haven't actually measured him. I don't think I am that sad and obsessive and I really do have better things to do with my time !!!

 


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 04:08:36

I'm guessing the word you are looking for becs is omniscient, knows everything. Not omnipotent. Anybody who is omniscient knows that.....hahaha.

 

And what's obsessive? I'd say coming on here and discussing Dave's height at 1.00 am in the morning, Pom time, is pretty obsessive. But the simple truth is Dave isn't 6 feet, nor 5'  11". It's amazing to me that a grown man can be so vain as to lie about these things....but  lying is what he is doing. And it's that dishonesty and his bombastic bad manners that make him such an inviting target.


allblacknblue

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 05:09:44

You guys go on a date eh! You do know this is a rugby forum and not a dating site right?


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 08:11:45

allblack and blue guys dating guys seems more of a nz thing - witness the scandal re the abs! Bwahahahahaha


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 08:28:37

Moz what is remarakable is ou snapster bringing all of this up again at 1 in the morning! Oh the vanity of the man!

It was nice though to have snapster confirming that jallopy is rooinek but it was very obvious from the start.

About Mike's hight Moz, if he is 5.10 when you saw him please bear in mind he was wearing shoes. Given the vanity involved they were most likely built up and hence snapster might only be 5.8 barefooted?

I am ceretain snapster loves nothing more than to discuss his weight and hight as his bringing this mater up again proves.

Lady Becs idolises snapster for some reason and cannot be thought of as being a reliable witness. From what she says snapster is clearly a giant in her eyes!

ROTFL

 


Jalapeno!

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 08:48:27

Must say, from what little I've seen of this Moffie fellow, he's an extremely unpleasant individual.

 

Apart from his lies, he's an obsessive internet stalker, a braggart, a bully and to top it all, he's also an ignorant buffoon . . . certainly when it comes to rugby matters!


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 08:56:54

rooitwit at least you are consistent as these have always been your incorrect views.

Come out of the closet. Snapster has given you away. The game is up!

Bwahahahahahahahha


bluebok

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 10:49:39

Well now, I am suitibly sized at 1.90cm (6"2 and a bit) and I weigh +-96kg's. Which makes me the perfect size for centre or maybe fullback....there is however a wee problem, a lot of the muscle of ten years back, has been replaced by "insulation" and I haven't even played a game of touch rugby, let alone full contact, in 10 years. What is the point you may ask? There isn't one....just like this whole thread. Seriously guys, is this the best we can come up with to chat about?

 

PS Moz and Saff why don't you both put up a full length picture of yourselves next to a tape measure....and then you can both confirm your height and see if either of you is carrying a few extra pounds.


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 15:57:53

A nice suggestion Bluebok, but clearly one for the Sapp. I was 5' 11.5 "  inches when I was in the Navy and 175 lbs. Ironically I'm still 175 lbs, maintained with some care through many executive dinners and glasses of Claret, but the long term effects of gravity on the human frame, have pulled me down to a max of 5' 11".  I may be less, I'm not denying the facts as they may exist.

 

When I met with Sapp I expected a giant. He had regaled us over the years with tall tales of his immense frame. You can imagine my surprise when this plump, shortish chap announced himself. I found myself comfortably taller than him, which I registered because of his prior boasting. More alarming was his obviously excessive girth......which led to the problem of securing him a suitable jacket at my club.

 

Frankly I was amazed when in later postings he still claimed to be a big man......six footish is his latest bending of the truth. To me six footish is somewhere between 5 11.5 " and 6" O.5 ". it's not 5' 10".

 

Like most credibility crises, it's not the event but the denial that is so revealing. Who cares how tall Dave is......the fact that he lies about it in open forum tells us about his character. That's all.


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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:08:05

ozart

I frankly is not interested in the vital statistics of individual members - it is this constant harping on issues of no pertimnence to rugby that sickens me.   Please read what I wrote under the heading of a Thread called The Bad, the Fact and the Ugly.

Are you at present in the USA?

 

 

 

 


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:09:53

Moz did ou snapster really pitch at your club without a jacket?  He's really got no culture!   Shocked

 


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:13:46

Snapster will be horrifed to know that wee matfield has confirmed that his best playing weight was between 106 and 108 kg. Can he accept matfield knows his own weight I wonder.

Beeno proved correct yet again.


Ek

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:17:02

Beeno, I applogise beforehand If the question might lead to others harping on about some irrelevant stu or if the question really is irrelevant. However it's really been bugging me and It probably applies to a few other people around here as well, You are unfortunately now in the firing line.

I might not get an honest answer per say however I have to ask:

How obsessed are you with being right?

And Why?

Applogies again, purely asked out of curiosity, don't really expect an honest answer as i said.


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:18:03

Well he gets a pass for that HasBeen, we were originally going to the Grenadier, but they were closed for a private party. So we had to slip into a nearby club.

 

Mike stop bleating at me. The Sapp is the guy who calls all and sundry posters idiots.....I am simply finally responding in the tone he sets. Your description of his height is a joke by the way.


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:33:45

Ek its my bent sense of humour. I love a bit of controversy and a laugh.  I like to stir the pot but hope I am not malicious - sometimes I do cross the line but  I am human. Ya need to read between the lines Ek!

It might surprise you but I really do enjoy ou snapster and rooitwit.  They are real characters!!! 

So why do I ask snapster to admit he is wrong re matfields weight. Well because h ewont and  its fun to see how he gets out of it and denies the truth. That is why you might say I have a bent sense of humour. But I wish snapster no harm.

I also very much enjoy the kiwis. Just because one banters with them and has a few digs doesnt mean one doesnt like them etc. Its all part of a rugby board as I understand it. Perhaps I was brought up the wrong way on misbehaving boards!! Hahahahahahahaha  I mean how can I resist telling these pompous self congratulatory kiwis how mcaaw has blotted his copy book or about the ab gays etc. Any self respecting saffa has to bring these things to their attention. Doesnt mean I dont like them!

Hope you are understanding all these deep issues more clearly Ek - being a sane balanced type it may be a bit weird to you! But we also need sane same balanced types here to counterweight ou snapster and rooitwit!  Bwahahahhahaha


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 16:44:10

I will tell you somenthing else Ek. Snapster is a lawyer (divorce I think?) and he loves nothing better than  a sparring session on some matter or other - including his weight  - doesnt matter what the subject matter is too much. He has a loose screw so dont try and understand him intellectually its an intuitive thing really.

I know how ou snapster misticks.  No debates and throwing of a few insults and he will die of boredom.  So the balanced sane guys keep the board on an even keel and the loonies make sure the board doesnt die of boredom. Hence the need  for poieee and Nuked.  It all adds vibracy to the board if taken the right way.

Never get bitter and twisted is the golden rule to aim at.

Dr Beeno (PhD Phil) concludes his analysis of board dynamics.


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 17:41:13

Certainly Hasbeen. But if you think about it, it's remarkable that a guy who is no more than 5' 10.5 " and calls himself 6 ',  can start a string calling another poster a liar. If I took Sapp at all seriously I might get peeved.

 


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 09, 2013, 23:23:00

I see good old Moffie is still stupid enough to lie about my height and weight despite being exposed by Mike and Becs - this low life knows no boundaries.

Well at least all those that will have read this thread will have seen the man for what he is - a low life yellowbelly who lacks the balls to admit his deceit in the face of expose

Even if the majority who have read the thread have dismissed it for its rugby irrelevance and rightly so - Moffie has been exposed for the LIAR I have always maintained he is.

Game set and match as they say. Moffie do me a favour dont ever raise the point regarding lies again, you have made enough of a fool of yourself here.

Thanks again to Mike and Becs - much appreciated - the truth always prevails  


Boklogic

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 00:01:49

Saffex, simple solution man. Take a phot of yourself now (must have the date on the corner or stand in front of your fridge as no one will have a pic like that lying around from years ago and this will help gauge the height) and upload it as you profile pic.

 

Pictures tell a thousand words. No proof like visual proof so you can settle it for once and for all and Mozart will always be known as a "liar!" Thats what you want isn't it?


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 00:21:43

Bud, we are dealing with Moffie here. The man would argue that I manipulated the date or that the fridge I stood next to was a bar fridge!!

Nope, I am more than happy to have the likes of Rooinek, Becs and Mike confirm my actual size.....which is anything but short and fat. I have been described as many things - short is not one of them. Average height, big build is what I am. Am too lazy for gym these days and there is alot more grey in that hair these days.

This thread confirmed Moffie to a T - in the face of being exposed as he has been, he still maintains I am short and fat - thats either stupid or pigheaded - you decide!!


Boklogic

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 05:52:55

Ha ha Saff you crack me up bru..Bar fridge..ha ha

MOZ, leave the Saff man alone!!

 

Can I just ask Saff, why does this bother you so much. I have obviously never met you before but lets say you are on the shorter side and a bigger guy..Does it really matter in the context of things? It doesn't make you any less of a man. Everyone is unique. You are still the same Saffex to us. If I met you and you were fat, I would still shake your hand and want to teach you about the game.

Your only flaw as far as I am concerned is that you struggling to grasp what or whom it takes to build a quality rugby team ;-) keep well boet!


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 05:56:42

Your problem Dave is I am 180cms, it says so on several official documents and in my medical records. You  admit you are marginally shorter than me, I quote you here:

 

"You were no taller than me and if you were it was marginal - 1.82m vs 1.83m at best - just another Moffie lie"

 

So that would make you  179 cms to my 180 cms. I think it was at least an inch, but lets accept your number for argument sake. So that makes you 5' 10.5 ", still taller than Mike, but  not 6 feet and exactly what I claimed.

 

Seems to me that's check mate.


Ek

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 07:39:19

Thanks Beeno, for clearing that up. Must be my lack of humour...now where did that go?


Jalapeno!

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 08:40:48

Mike says you are taller than 178 cms, which he claims he is....but older chaps shrink a bit. So I'd say taller than 176 cms is probably more accurate. You yourself claimed you were 6 feet, which was a total lie....and then you told us you were 180 cms, which is under 5' 11". I would say 5' 10" is probably about right.


But the simple truth is Dave isn't 6 feet, nor 5'  11".


I was 5' 11.5 "  inches when I was in the Navy and 175 lbs. Ironically I'm still 175 lbs, maintained with some care through many executive dinners and glasses of Claret, but the long term effects of gravity on the human frame, have pulled me down to a max of 5' 11".  I may be less, I'm not denying the facts as they may exist.


I found myself comfortably taller than him.


To me six footish is somewhere between 5 11.5 " and 6" O.5 ". it's not 5' 10".


Your problem Dave is I am 180cms, it says so on several official documents and in my medical records.


So that would make you  179 cms to my 180 cms. I think it was at least an inch, but lets accept your number for argument sake. So that makes you 5' 10.5.


Well I would put him at 5' 10" and 220lbs.


He wore the biggest jacket they could find in my London Club.


Fat is relative to how short you are....but 5' 10" and 220lbs is obese.


Well at 5 11" I looked down on you from a dizzy height.


Come now Dave.....stop lying old chap, it's silly. You are nowhere near 6 feet.


We should believe the chap that's 5' 11" and looked down on you.....that's the only person who can set an upper bound. Certainly not the 5' 3" Pom lass or Mike who thinks he is still 5' 10".

 

I like to think I can tell when someone is taking the piss and normally I'd assume that anyone who is obsessive or childish enough to make all the comments above would be taking the piss . . . but with Moffie I'm not so sure.

 

Is it possible that he is actually sad, lifeless and juvenile enough to be serious  when he carries on day after day about the 0.5 cm difference in height between him and Saffex? Anyone else think he's not even joking about this?

 

 

 

 


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 08:56:38

Come now rooitwit Moz has always been far too deep for you so why even go there by trying to figure him out!

Bye the way rooitwit what have you heard re you friend Sharkie.  Did you know he was quite ill but has moved to the States. He popped in here but it appears he is exremely busy trying to make a life for himself and his family.


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 16:33:18

Poor old RooiAAS. You just can't figure it out? You need help to confirm your opinions? What we have here is an obese, shortish clown who is totally vain. I pull the strings he jumps. You can call that taking the piss if you like. Imagine soliciting support about your height at 1.30 am in the morning....hahahahaha.

 

Dave is always vulnerable to this line of attack. And he doesn't know when to stop. With Mike's support he might have clawed his way to a draw this time. I know he is obese, but it's not easy to prove in the abstract. Height is much more definitive though and Mike helped him with his vague statements. Then he claimed again to be 6 footish and blew the whole thing. It is simple to deduce his real height or at least bound it at minimally a  cm below mine at 180 cms.

 

The liar has been easily exposed again and the vain man has no clothes.

 

Nor do you RoooiAAS in your naked denial of your own identity. Two cretins in one net.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 23:12:02

Moffie get this into your stupid lying head, I dont care what your height is and I certainly did not take note when meeting your sorry arse what height you were, but one certainty is that you certainly did not tower over me as you regularly tell everyone you did.

Id say we were the same height and if you were taller than me it was marginal and by the same token if I was taller than you it would have been marginal.

You are a bloody liar that has already been proven, so you saying you are 1,8m is probably yet another lie.

As I said I was measured about a year ago at 1.82m - FACT

The only liar here is you thanks to Becs and Mike exposing you - live with it sad old fart


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 23:12:16

Moffie get this into your stupid lying head, I dont care what your height is and I certainly did not take note when meeting your sorry arse what height you were, but one certainty is that you certainly did not tower over me as you regularly tell everyone you did.

Id say we were the same height and if you were taller than me it was marginal and by the same token if I was taller than you it would have been marginal.

You are a bloody liar that has already been proven, so you saying you are 1,8m is probably yet another lie.

As I said I was measured about a year ago at 1.82m - FACT

The only liar here is you thanks to Becs and Mike exposing you - live with it sad old fart


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 10, 2013, 23:18:40

Boklogic, I really dont give a toss what people generally say about me - but with Moffie we have a long history of conflict and on this point he has been exposed for the liar he is - I am just rubbing his nose in it.

You have got to love the way the fool still tries his damnedest to turn it around and call me the liar.....its his word against Mike, Becs and mine - wow who should we believe. He is not bright enough to realise what a complete fool he is making of himself, but thats part of the attraction


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 00:44:17

I towered over you, completely unimportant to me, but apparently life or death for you. ....as he tugs the strings again.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 00:49:03

Just shout when you need that second paddle


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 00:52:51

What's with the paddle,  butterball, it's the strings you are sensing ....hahaha. By the way, no need to post the same thing twice, I know you are feeling the pressure, but lack of motor control is a bit of a tell.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 00:58:37

Actually the height and weight has nothing to do with it - exposing you as the liar is the kick

I'll take the string and pass you the rope


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:05:59

You may be a bit heavy for the strings, probably wise to use the rope you think?


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:13:05

Looks like you wont be needing any help with that rope - you are doing a fine job yourself sir - keep up the good work


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:21:56

Dave I think everybody on here has the right image of you be now. Lying always catches up with you.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:26:34

So lets get this straight, Mike and Becs expose you for lying and I am the liar - this is up there with your take on Fourie and Adi

Keep paddling old man or should you now start digging as well - an impossibility for most, but not for you!!


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:33:07

Yes  let's get is straight, Mike and Becs said you weren't short. That could mean anything. Nobody has supported your claim of being 6 ft. I have several  documents that document my height. Let's see yours that says you are 6 ft.

 

Only you can't, because by your own admission you are shorter than me and I'm 5' 11".  The numbers don't parse and the liar is you.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 01:47:30

Crap I never said I was shorter than you, I said IF I was it would be marginal, just as much as it would be marginal if I was taller than you - we did not compare heights on the night now did we?

I never asked anyone to confirm I was 6ft as I doubt there is anyone else out there that knows my exact height other than myself as I am not in the habit of providing those stats to the people I meet - I dont mix in your strange circles!!

What we have had is Becs and Rooinek saying 6ft was about right for me.

The issue was not so much my exact height but more that you keep calling me short and fat - but sadly for you Becs, Rooinek and Mike have exposed you for lying about that.

Kindly provide this evidence of your height

Can you not see how stupid you look.

 


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 07:53:47

Sapp there is no question that you are the shorter chap.....you are simply trying to walk back your earlier comment that admitted that. Typical dishonest stuff from you.

 

But I have accepted your challenge and sent Beeno a copy of an old passport showing my height at, you guessed it, 180 cms. I trust he will confirm all this.

 

Game over,  as they say.


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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 09:00:33

I Beeno (widely applauded as a rugby legend)  received a copy of the said document by email this morning (7.50am) and can confirm without any hesitation that the said document reflects a height of 1.80.

I would also inform all members of the board and the wider viewing audience (including our international viewers) that as a  consequence of being CA (SA) in good standing (A fact sometimes disputed by very foolish and immature mongs) I am a South African commisioner of oaths and can can be relied on in such matters.

In my very considerd opinion it is clear that Dr Moz is taller than wee snapster. Only now is the slippery snapster injecting an IF into the equation.  Further Moz and snapster met fairly recently. Given Moz's age he may then have been slightly shorter than 1.80 and hence his being a bit taller than snapster indicates very clearly that snapser in definitely an inch or more than one inch below 6 foot. The facts would point to a height of between 5.10 and 5.10 and one half inches. Well below 6 foot by any reckoning. 

Therefore I declare before all men, women and children and rooitwit and indeed to all the angels and heavenly beings that the matter is closed and I find firmly in favour of Dr Moz. I can do no other given the hard facts of the case.

I also find on the facts that wee matfield's playing weight was between 106 and 108 kgs -  rougly the same weight as Marcell Coetzeee (106kg)!  Given wee matfields insistence on the issue I can make no other finding as his statement is also collaborated by numerous rugby websites including the Bulls website and the Official Springbok website.

FInally I call on snapster to recant on both these long standing  issues and allow the truth established forever to stand.

Case close and end of story. (Only outstanding matter is the recantation).

Judge Beeno orders snapsters to pay all costs and then retires to his chambers as the jury, court officals and onlookers rise in respect and appreciation of a fine judgement given.

 


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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 10:43:58

I realise it would also be remiss of me not to compliment our main protagonists Moz and snapster and other notable contributors on an outstanding thread - if interest is the measure - 50 responses and 418 views!
I am surprised CNN has not got onto this event!


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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 11:01:31

It occured to me that given how much internet exposure Saffex's height and girth are getting he is becoming a world wide celebrity figure generating huge interest in the frame ofshort chubby fellows. No where is a propsect - he could use his figure to say model mens corsets and in addition how about toupes?  Ise esaffex as a leader in mens fashion.

Saffex if you need any business advice I am ready to assist. I can see dollars here oaks so no butting in on the opportunity I have identified for Mr Saffex and me.

 

 


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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 11:21:31

Beens, you are not lekker in the head!!! But thanks anyway for making this whole thing official. I now know that all the confusion was Saff's fault and that he is a dishonest midget with an eating disorder. Moz is therefore an honest wise old man that has been unwittingly tricked into an argument with a sneaky lawyer. Moz was on the brink of losing the argument, nut luckily your sound judgement quickly rectified the situation! At least Saff is on the brink fame and fortune with Beens as his agent, so all is not lost.

 

Beeno saves the day....or so it seems in his head! :)


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 12:22:21

Bluebok would you mind refering to my client and business partner as Mr Saffex -  until any further notice.


becs

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 14:08:31

No, Mozart...Omnipotent trumps Omniscient, given God is all of those things; all seeing, all knowing, all doing.  And we really all know that is how you see yourself.

I'm also a poor sleeper, so, being online at 1am is nothing for me. No-one trumps you for obsessive behaviour. It is taken to quite worrying levels really.

 


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 15:06:06

Now no adding fuel to the flames Becs please!

Trap Door

 

 

 


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 16:14:04

Well that's that then. Thanks Beeno for the representation, done with a nice formal twist I might add. As Cole Porter wrote:

 

It was great fun

But it was just one of those things


Beeno1

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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 16:23:49

Pleasure Moz always good to get the facts clear.

Now lets put away the clubs and focus on just why the Mighty Stormers will be the side to beat!

I have to say though I am feeling more positive about the bulle for 2013 - that squad is not half bad and  ditto what we can see re the Sharks. We are going to see  a very strong SA Challenge.


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RE: Moz the liar
January 11, 2013, 23:42:53

Wow this takes the cake, we are now meant to take Moffies word that he sent Beenkop his official height and wait for it we are then to take Beenkops word that he received such proof..........bwaahaaaaaaa

Well I have just e-mailed Boklogic, Ek and Bluebok my official height which states 1.3m and sadly said document also divulged my weight at 127kg - lads please could you bullshit a little and tell Moffie I am not short and fat.

Moffie, stuff the paddle, I'm sending a sail


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 12, 2013, 01:56:01

Well I'm quite happy to send the same redacted passport to Mike.....one of your key support folks in this debate. All he has to do is indicate agreement by e mailing me. Easy peasy.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 12, 2013, 02:29:30

Go for it


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 12, 2013, 06:47:45

It's totally up to Mike. All I need to do is push the button, the image is ready to go.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 13, 2013, 16:35:02

Well drop Mike a line, I am more than happy for you to provide evidence of your height, despite the fact that I have never been pathetic enough to question your exact height. Have I ever disputed your height of 1.8m or whatever it is you stupid fool.

The issue has always been about you calling me short and fat. Three posters have you exposed you for lying about this very fact - wake up man - its not about your height or your proclamation that you are taller than me which is complete bullshit in itself.

Keep digging Moffie


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 13, 2013, 17:23:11

It is 180 cms, as Beeno attested,  which makes you a max of 179 cms or more likely 178 cms. Nowhere near six feet. It's that inconvenient truth you can't dispute away.....except to go back on your concession that I'm taller than you.

 

In short whether Mike chooses to get involved or not.....you are toast.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 13, 2013, 17:30:38

Moffie so are you saying that I confirmed that you were definately taller than me? Yes or no. If yes please be kind enough to provide the evidence old chap

Toast my arse you bloody liar.

And if you are 1.8m which I have never disputed, I am taller than you at 1.82m - hence 6ft ish


mozart

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RE: Moz the liar
January 13, 2013, 17:45:09

Hahahahaha......what a laugh.  My evidence is, in my Italian loafers I looked down in eye to eye contact when I met you.. One knows this instinctively. But in this case it wasn't even close, more than an inch.

 

What a totally useless human being you are Sapp....a man with no integrity.


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 13, 2013, 17:54:56

Fresh coming from the man exposed for lying about my height and weight - good one Moffie, I know you are stupid but this takes the cake.

Not only do you lie about me being short and fat, now you also lie about looking down on me - do you have no shame and you have the audacity to call me useless.

I really do think you are too stupid to even comprehend that you have been exposed as a liar on this board. A man with integrity would man up and admit his deceit, but not our Moffie, he just keeps throwing in lie after lie - first it was short and fat, then I was wearing slacks and best of all you looked down on me - hell one would swear you were a tall chap!

You really are a pathetic lying low life


dan dan

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RE: Moz the liar
January 14, 2013, 16:36:12

haha its pretty funny to see two small oaks having a go at eachother about their height and weights

Saffex is between 1 78 and 1 82 from what ive read,which is not that big at all

and Moz is only 175 pounds which is less than 80kgs haha


Saffex

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RE: Moz the liar
January 14, 2013, 16:39:43

dan dan, I suspect with a name like that you must be as hard as bambam or should I say Bambi?


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