RE: Worst prediction and worst player call of 2012.
January 02, 2013, 11:17:40
My nomination for worst call of 2012 (and funniest thread of the year) is the following discussion that took place after the 6 October Springboks vs All Blacks Test match:
Moffie: Jaco Taute was was at fault for the Conrad Smith try when he rushed inside way too early.
Jalapeno: Ummm . . . that was Francois Hougaard, Moffie, not Taute.
Moffie: Rubbish! Are you trying to say that I can't tell Taute from Hougaard??
Jalapeno: I'm saying it was Francois Hougaard who rushed inside and gave Smith the space to score.
Moffie: But it was still Taute's fault because he was planted!! You don't know what you're talking about!
Jalapeno: "Planted"? How can a player be "planted" and still "rush inside" at the same time?
Moffie: Ummmm . . . you're an idiot, stop trying to change the subject!!!!
Jalapeno: Why can't you just admit you mixed up Hougaard and Taute?
Moffie: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I MADE A MISTAKE????? I'M MOFFIE AND I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! IF I SAY YOU CAN PLANT AND RUSH AT THE SAME TIME THEN YOU CAN!!!!!! TAUTE SHOULD NOT HAVE RUSH-PLANTED! THAT WAS WHAT CAUSED THE TRY!!!
Jalapeno: If you say so, but I've never heard of the rush-plant or the plant-rush before. I still don't know how you can rush anywhere if you are planted.
Moffie: That's because you're an idiot!!!!! And you can't even spell "owned"!!! You spelt it "pwned". Hahahahahahahaha, have you got fat fingers, fool?
Jalapeno: Oh dear . . .