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mozart

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Kung fu Kitten
November 28, 2012, 22:45:56

I noticed when challenged to produce your own thinking about centre play, you took the deep dive. You were very vocal about others responding to your challenges. Man up....punk.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 29, 2012, 09:13:11

You seem to be confused, Moffie...... or should i say, more confused then usual. Its not about kung-fu, cats or kittens, its about u getting PWNED after you made a snide comment about my typo only to find out that it wasnt a typo & u were bleating about a well known phrase that you can check out all over the internet.

 

Those happened to be two of the first pictures that came up when I did a Google image search for "pwned" but there are literally thousands of others that have nothing to do with kung-fu or kittens...... here's an example:

 

 

Go have a look yr self and u may get a better understanding of what it means to be PWNED!

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

PS I've posted a few times on centres and who I think HM should pick. So sorry if u missed my comments Moffie but Im not going to repeat them for the benifit of someone who wouldnt understand them anyway. Discussing rugby with u is challenging enough. Discussing centres with u would be like asking a toll-booth operator for advice on brain surgery.


Beeno1

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 29, 2012, 14:42:54

rooitwit pleae stop making spelling errors deliberately to try and convince folk you are not rootwit. Ou rooitwit was a good speller and a spell check fiend. Unfortunately after berating others about their spelling mistakes he would make a clanger and disappear under a load of egg.

Hahahahahhaha one could always see it coming.

 


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 29, 2012, 15:27:12

Nice try covering up the reveal of your embarrassing obsession with Kung fu kittens......but we see through that Kitty. Frankly the whole thing borders a little bit on the sick side or at least on the doff side. I was particularly amused when you started to explain the role of each Kitten.....on a Rugby Board!

 

But back to the point of this thread. You made some typically "catty" remarks about my centre statistics  thread, so let's hear your take on our centre play....show some guts for a change, stop criticizing others, put your own ideas up there to be evaluated. 


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 29, 2012, 16:08:29

Come now Kung fu.... a few comments on which centres you like hardly constitutes "thoughts about centre play"......your Avatar looks a bit deflated and you might be too. But surely you have something more than Jean is done and de Jongh is class. Let's see if you have any coherent thoughts. Man up, no pun intended.


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 15:27:43

Hahahahaha.....well this thread has certainly chased Jalapeno a.k.a. Kung fu kitten right off the Board. None of his snide attacks demanding answers. Instead he lurks in a deep dive because he was asked to provide his own views on centre play after dumping on others. Coward!

 


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 16:24:46

Wow! Sounds like someone is a little starved of attention!

 

LMAO!


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 18:06:05

No,  it sounds like somebody doesn't have a thought in their heads about centre play.....and lives off sniping at others. But now that the gadfly has been challenged to produce.....he has nothing but feeble little chirps to offer. This is not going away Kung fu.....you  created the precedent.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 18:30:28

"Challenged"? Are u sure thats the right word, Moffie?

 

Tell me, if a ninety year old one-legged man with arthritis had to challenge Usain Bolt to a 100m sprint, do u think Bolt would see that as a challenge or as a complete waste of his time?


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 18:47:33

Probably not, but if a snivelling gadfly , who has produced nothing of interest on the Board in 280 posts, is finally challenged to back up his attacks with substance.......that's timely. So get on with it big mouth....let's hear your..... hahaha.... thoughts.

 

This is not going away.

 

 


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 18:57:30

Hang on Moffie, I need to get something straightened out first...... I can tell u that u have made by far the most replys to my 280 posts so I have to ask, is it normal for u to reply to posts that u dont find intresting? Doesnt that make u a bit of a loser?

 

Pwned again! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 19:10:15

U know what Moffie, Im actualy feeling a bit sorry for u after u got so badly pwned in the last few days so Im going to throw u a bone. I'll talk to u about SA centres but Id like to suggest that we start off by finding some common ground. That way we can at least start off without any insults or disagreements & we can have a meaningful debate.

 

So here goes..... Im going to start off with a premise that Im sure 99.99% of SA rugby supporters can agree on & something that anyone who knows anything about rugby will concur with & then we can move on from there......... the best Springbok centre since Dannie Gerber is fit and elligible to play for the Boks and we only need him to make himself available for selection again to solve any centre problms we currently have. I'm obviously talking about the great Jaque Fourie, so lets just at least agree on that very basic and obvious point & build the debate from there. Okay?


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 19:13:26

There's a very simple reason for that Kitten....most of your posts have been directed at me. Comprehende? Is the penny beginning to drop.

 

As for common ground, it's seems to me you are just suggesting a player change. Deep!


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 19:24:26

If Ive directed posts at u its cuz u get PWNED so often, Moffie. U too pompous to realise it but u actually a very easy target.

 

Remember when I said to u it might be easier for u to just admit u made a fool of yrself with yr "fat fingers" comment? U should have a little think about that...... and then ask yrself why anyone would waste there time having a discussion about centres with someone who cant actually tell F Hougarrd from Jaco Taute!

 

No, I havent forgotten that blunder. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


DbDraad

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 20:01:44

Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 19:24:26


If Ive directed posts at u its cuz u get PWNED so often, Moffie. U too pompous to realise it but u actually a very easy target.

 

Remember when I said to u it might be easier for u to just admit u made a fool of yrself with yr "fat fingers" comment? U should have a little think about that...... and then ask yrself why anyone would waste there time having a discussion about centres with someone who cant actually tell F Hougarrd from Jaco Taute!

 

No, I havent forgotten that blunder. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Your mum must be so proud!

 


canrugby

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 20:20:48

Jalapeno,

 

It would be nice if you could just give your opinion on the topic at hand instead of just following Moz around to shoot down, and try to make fun of every opinion he makes. Your opposing opinion would be nice to read. Some people on here also may feel "threatened" to post because of people like you on here. That's not what we want. The more the merrier Imo. :)


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 20:34:01

Well, see now Canrugby, the topic at hand as u put it is actually Kung Fu kitten (Moffie's choice of topic, not mine) and yet I consider it to be nothing more than a very weak attempt to deflect atention away from his embarrassing fat finger comment......... but u talk about Kung Fu kittens if it interests u. Dont let me stop u.

 

What opinion of mine interests u? U can see for yrself what happened when I tried to find some common ground with Moffie so we could talk about centres....... or were you talking about some other opinions of mine?

 

Edit: meant to add, u chaps probably know Moffie a lot better then I do, is this sudden silence on his part one of these "deep dives" that hes allways going on about?


canrugby

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 20:37:59

Your opinion on any of the threads in the forums. Maybe you have given them and I've not seen it, but all the threads I've been in, all you've done is belittled Moz. Which is great and all, but what's the point? it's really only for your entertainment.....and can it really be that fun trying to mock someone on the internet?


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 20:48:26

Oh I see! So u think its one way traffic and Im the one taking pops at Moffie?? Is that right?

 

Listen Canrugby, I dont know if u were around when I first started posting here but Baboon-ou and yr pal Moffie were on my case from day one, accusing me of being about 10 different characters from the past. Moffie started getting particularly childish & spiteful with me pretty much the day after the All Blacks beat the Springboks when I corrected his blunder after he claimed  that Jaco Taute was responsible for Conrad Smiths try by "coming in off his wing too early" (his words). That was when he started losing the plot but if u would prefer to pretend that its all one sided and Im the one following him around, u go ahead & believe that...... just dont expect me to have an opinion on yr ignorant and silly little accusations. 

 

Okay? Clear enough for u?


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 21:02:50

Kung fu....after your deep dive for a day, my absence for lunch is really not in the same league, is it? But back to the centre thread. So far your suggestion is to pick an unavailable player, who is going to be close to 33 at the next world cup. Do you have any other great ideas?


canrugby

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 21:19:14

So someone picks on you on the internet and your reaction is to follow them around and pick on them? Sounds Mature. To each their own I guess......Have fun.


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
November 30, 2012, 21:19:56

The best thing here Old Fruit, would be to reflect on what Canrugby is telling you. In essence he is saying, we want an environment, where people come on and feel good about the experience. Where posters become friends in rugby.

 

This site has been built from scratch in less than a year, much helped by denny's great recruiting efforts, which have given us a very international flavour. We get on with our Kiwi chums, they are rugger guys. It's a terrific place to post.

 

But when one poster thinks it's his mission to ruin  another poster's day, the whole experience is tarnished. Not to say you can't have lots of Argie Bargie....it creates interest and activity....but when that's all there is, what's the point.

 

So it's up to you, become a more collegial poster and enjoy the experience. Or fight with everybody about nothing. Your choice, I can deal with it either way.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 01, 2012, 10:02:35

Goodness me, I dont think Ive seen so much hypocrisy before!

 

"But when one poster thinks it's his mission to ruin  another poster's day, the whole experience is tarnished"

 

Moffie, yr mssion on this board every single day is to disagree with Saffex, belittle Saffex, make fun of Saffex and try get all your little chums to join you in ganging up on Saffex. U start threads about him and u go out of your way to provoke or antagoniise him. Anyone who disagrees is either a newbie, a moron or one of yr spiteful and childsih little chums.

 

Right, now we have u and Canrugby crying yr little eyes out because u got PWNED and u think it's all my fault? Whatever laughs I had at yr expense were brought on by yr inability to admit u wrong about something when everyone except u can see u making a dick of yrself. If I carried on about the "cutting in way too early" thing its only because u made it even funnier by not admiiting it. Same thing with the "fat fingers" comment. If u could admit u got pwned then it might go away but u such a conceited asshole u cant admit u ever wrong about anything so dont expect me to let up on u.

 

U (and Canrugby) are having a little snivel cuz u think Im picking on u. Well, firstly, learn how to take criticism (especially if u an opinionated moron) and then have a think about the way u treat certain other posters on this board. 

 

Okay? Sorry if I made u chaps cry!


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 01, 2012, 15:42:42

You didn't make me cry punk.....I expected it. You forget you are the poster who can't use his regular identity. How could I have had any emotion about a poster, Jalapeno, that I never knew? But you were very aware of me....in fact, I'm the reason you come to this Board every day. Pretty sick, but it's true. So the causation here is strictly one way. 

 

I suggested you think about rebooting to a more constructive role, not because I give a damn about you. But because this is a collegial place, and you make it less so. But have it any way you want....we'll deal with you on those terms.

 

So lets see what you have to say about centre strategy you empty bag of wind. And puleeeze don't start by saying we can solve everything by selecting a player who is not available.


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 02, 2012, 15:59:59

I'm still  waiting Old Fruit, do you have anything to say about centre play, other than the fantasy that picking an unavailable player solves all problems?


SS-Mole

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 02, 2012, 16:16:12

 Now now children, it is past both of your bed time. 


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 02, 2012, 16:22:21

"Past due" is more descriptive.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 02, 2012, 19:03:35

Hang on Moffie, don't get too excited & carried away too quickly. Even if u didnt like my answer, the fact is I did reply to yr continual whining about centres. Now lets see u respond to me before u start demanding anything else.

 

I'd like to see yr response to the point I made about u ripping into Saffex every day, taking a contrary opinion to every single thing he ever says, being insufferably rude about his rugby views, his weight, his clothing, his language and goodness knows whatever else & then having the barefaced temerity to say that this is a friendly message board...... I think the actual word u used was "collegial" or some such affected and pompous term........ and that I should toe the line.

 

Well thats about the most laughably hypocritical thing Ive seen on the internet and before I indulge u and yr endless, pathetic wheedling any further, please comment on how "collegial" u think u make this msg board with yr spiteful, childish & unprovioked attacks on Saffex.

 

Thanks in anticipation of u having the spine to actually address the issue & not dodge it in yr normal cowardly & evasive manner.

 

The floor is yours!


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 02, 2012, 22:28:26

Is this what they call the "deep dive"?

 

LMAO!


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 07:16:32

More diversion Kung Fu.....46 hahas...and 3 LMAO's. But no progress on the centre discussion. This is a narrow issue. You panned the stats I posted on Bok centre play without one specific. So I'm asking you to back that up with your own ideas. It shouldn't be so hard.

 

It goes something like this: 

 

"I disagree with your interpretation of the stats (which in themselves are undeniable) because......"

 

Over to you....and puleeze, no more diversions, no more silly pictures of kittens kicking dogs.....just rugby.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 09:32:33

Moffie, it's very difficult to communicate with someone who is not only dishonest but juvenile and obtuse as well.

 

Let's try using baby steps. Point by point..........

 

1. I didnt comment on your statistics at all and I didnt even read them. I was commenting on the absurdity of someone talking about something he knows nothing about, ie u talking about centres when u cant even recognise one player from another.

 

2. If I laugh at u often its because I'm amused by stupid and pompous asses.

 

3. Ive explained that the cat pictures were in response to your hilarious "fat fingers" comment.

 

4. U still too cowardly to reply to my points about yr stinking hypocrisy and u still havent explained how "collegial" u make this message board with yr pathetic daily attacks on Saffex.

 

5. The floor is still yrs Moffie. No more lies, no more cowardice, no more deep dives.......... just the answers.

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Beeno1

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 11:36:03

Rooitwit until you come out of the closet you will always lack cred. Bwahahahahaha.


Jalapeno!

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 12:25:02

Thanks for that Baboon-ou.

 

You're probably too stupid to realize it but lacking credibility with u actually gives me more credibility.

 

If that's hard to understand, dont worry, I dont expect u to get it. Just eat another banana.


Beeno1

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 13:29:24

Rather a golden banana than a frot jalapeno! OLD fruit! Hahahahahaha

 


Saffex

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 13:49:48

Jal, good old Beenkop, true to form - as thick as pig pooh but always worth the read for that very reason - got to love the chimp


Denny

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 14:20:49

Slurp.....


Beeno1

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 14:25:11

Hi there snapster cant really see you behind all that egg!

So tell me more about how useless a coach Meyer is. Whahahahahhahaha

Bye the way try and encourage ou jallopy to come out of that small hot closet!
 

My regards to windpomp in these troubled times. Some folk dont appreciate a stirrer even if ou windpom is only a rank amateur! hahahahhahahaha

 

 


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 15:26:24

If Jalapeno is Rooinek, he is  of course, a shameless liar.

 

I wonder how Dave feels about "done and dusted" Habana's try of the year.


Saffex

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 15:37:55

Ooh sexy Denise has come out of the woodwork, how about a rugby related post gorgeous Denise!!!


Saffex

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 15:38:59

Moz at the time I made the call on Habana, he was in crap form, looked done and dusted - I was big enough to concede I was wrong


Saffex

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 15:40:23

Look here dom Beenkop, if you are happy with a 58% record from Meyer in his first year then good for you. You hardly strike me as someone with high standards so chances are 58% floats your boat


mozart

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RE: Kung fu Kitten
December 03, 2012, 15:44:53

So far it seems Kung fu's centre views are....pair "Bred Berritt"  and Fury for the future. Both are unavailable. How stupid is this fellow?


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